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CraireFaabogu

  1. I lied. I'm still jet lagged. #FourInTheMorning
  2. Going to bed, think, "What is the weird shape inside my pillowcase?" Of course it's the dildo. I suspect @kittyboogers.
  3. @dirtylandry You are completely welcome. It's a sign of my love.
  4. Gravity feels much stronger today. I'm thinking it's the jet lag. I can feel gravity with my arms. With my face. Wanna lie down foreverrrr.
  5. I would kill for a cookie, a hug, and my bed at #The405.
  6. Flight delayed 2 hours. Newark, you cold, rainy bitch, I hatechoo.
  7. But hey, I'm in Amurika! #yeah #woo
  8. Longest day everrr. Hong Kong got the 1st 4 hrs, the Arctic Circle got the following 15, Newark gets the next 7, and STL gets the last 2.
  9. @bynapkinart Glad someone understands ;) Hey, have a tv geek out sesh with me when I get home? I'll make popcorn.
  10. Hopes, dreams, and high expectations are a cosmic joke, and disappointment is the punchline.
  11. This is the SECOND TIME China has taken a Kindle from me!
  12. Lost my Kindle in a plane 4 days ago. The universe, and China in particular, have conspired to never let me own a Kindle. #WhyChinaWhyyyy
  13. @MaHoPo15 No kidding, haha! I need a freaking drink. Make that four.
  14. Miles hates shopping. He hates eating. He hates art and museums. He wants to go to bed by 9 pm every night. #whyyyyyy :(
  15. I have jiggly thighs, not leprosy! Save your stink-eye for a worthy cause, you tiny, homogenized bitches!
  16. Tiny, stylish Chinese women keep looking at my thighs in disgust. I try to ignore it, but my brother keeps pointing out when it happens. :(
  17. Also, omg, I can kinda understand what everyone is saying!
  18. Japanese flight attendants are always so beautiful. Must be in the job description.
  19. Things I Have Found In My Luggage SO FAR: (I love my roommates, and the snake can come along) twitter.com/CraireFaabogu/…
  20. Can I sail through the changing ocean tides, can I handle the seasons of my life...