CraireFaabogu
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I lied. I'm still jet lagged.
about 9 hours ago
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Going to bed, think, "What is the weird shape inside my pillowcase?" Of course it's the dildo. I suspect @.
about 9 hours ago
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@ You are completely welcome. It's a sign of my love.
9:14 AM May 24th
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in reply to dirtylandry
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Gravity feels much stronger today. I'm thinking it's the jet lag. I can feel gravity with my arms. With my face. Wanna lie down foreverrrr.
4:01 PM May 22nd
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I would kill for a cookie, a hug, and my bed at .
7:59 PM May 21st
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Flight delayed 2 hours. Newark, you cold, rainy bitch, I hatechoo.
4:27 PM May 21st
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But hey, I'm in Amurika!
12:52 PM May 21st
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Longest day everrr. Hong Kong got the 1st 4 hrs, the Arctic Circle got the following 15, Newark gets the next 7, and STL gets the last 2.
12:51 PM May 21st
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@ Glad someone understands ;) Hey, have a tv geek out sesh with me when I get home? I'll make popcorn.
12:04 AM May 20th
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in reply to bynapkinart
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Hopes, dreams, and high expectations are a cosmic joke, and disappointment is the punchline.
8:50 PM May 19th
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This is the SECOND TIME China has taken a Kindle from me!
3:16 AM May 18th
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Lost my Kindle in a plane 4 days ago. The universe, and China in particular, have conspired to never let me own a Kindle.
3:13 AM May 18th
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@ No kidding, haha! I need a freaking drink. Make that four.
8:51 AM May 17th
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in reply to MaHoPo15
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Miles hates shopping. He hates eating. He hates art and museums. He wants to go to bed by 9 pm every night. :(
10:14 PM May 16th
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I have jiggly thighs, not leprosy! Save your stink-eye for a worthy cause, you tiny, homogenized bitches!
3:48 AM May 16th
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Tiny, stylish Chinese women keep looking at my thighs in disgust. I try to ignore it, but my brother keeps pointing out when it happens. :(
3:02 AM May 16th
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Also, omg, I can kinda understand what everyone is saying!
7:52 AM May 13th
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Japanese flight attendants are always so beautiful. Must be in the job description.
7:49 AM May 13th
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Things I Have Found In My Luggage SO FAR: (I love my roommates, and the snake can come along)
7:57 PM May 12th
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Can I sail through the changing ocean tides, can I handle the seasons of my life...
7:17 PM May 12th
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- Name Claire F.
- Web http://imgfave.co...
- Bio I like fluffy animals, hot chicks, and foreign climes. I'm a bigger nerd than you, but don't take it personally.
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