I am very happy to announce that American treasure @alyankovic is on the show tonight and his mighty entertainment powers are intact.

Off to see the talking doctor. She's dreamy. #JungianImean. #alsodreamytheotherway

“@GregoryUccello: @CraigyFerg Hey. Is twitter just random crap? I'm new at this?” Yup. Welcome.

Kenneth Branagh's hair is splendid on the show tonight. Very impressive. He's surely going to win the Oscar. #gilderoylockhartftw

“@DanSpiegel: At #CBS Studios for the @CraigyFerg taping. Should be fun.” Not necessarily.

I meant to dedicate my 801st tweet to Brian Eno and Phil Manzanera but I forgot. So here is 901. That's 100 better. #thesegouptoeleven

Breakfast > tweetiness. I am summoned to toasty duty. Thanks for the nerd love. Later taters. #latertaters

“@VictoriaMIbanez: @CraigyFerg I'm right here, Craig! You always ignore me. :(” Quiet please.

“@squirrel_handed: I pretend the baby I nanny is @CraigyFerg interviewing me. It's good practice for when I'm famous.” ...the hell?

My ultra nerdy friends don't seem to be on the tweety so much anymore. Damn! There must be a new thing and I don't know about it yet.#loser

I have to admit the halftime show was pretty good. That cheeky cockney has still got all the moves. #butslower

@thomaslennon How about "wow, that English dude has sick pythons" #armsuggestions

That Daniel Radcliffe was utterly charming on the show tonight. 10 points to Gryffindor.

Here in Los Angeles a Kardashian saw it's shadow. 6 more weeks of smog.

Crikey that @WilliamShatner is gosh darned hilarious on the show tonight. But I wouldn't sit on his knee....or would I? #no

twitpic.com/8cwg6g In Oklahoma surrealism is embraced wholeheartedly

If you are in the Wichita area please support my friends at Loony Bins comedy club. #imsayingthisforfreesoda

So far Wichita seems to be a town full of friendly hipsters. Kind of like chilly Austin TX. Once more my preconceived notions are bullshit.

Just had dinner @ Jethro's in Des Moines. Spectaular. If you're in Iowa have some hot meat there. Also some food. #standardjokeformat

twitpic.com/8c4pya The moment I showed the good people of Des Moines my willie. Thanks for a great night @hoytsherman.