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  1. I'm all for sexual equality. That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men, & on that note nite ;) 3:28 PM Dec 13th from web
  2. There's a dyslexic Santa on the loose... He keeps leaving prozzies under trees. HO HO HO :) 3:26 PM Dec 13th from web
  3. My wife said my dick's rather like my jokes.... I said, "What, long and satisfying?"... She replied, "No, short and dirty." :( 3:12 PM Dec 13th from web
  4. Why did the Prophet Muhammad love his sheep so much?... Cause they were Islams 3:08 PM Dec 13th from web
  5. @MrsSnark cool stuff ;) 3:06 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to MrsSnark
  6. @JillzWorth cheers ;) 3:06 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to JillzWorth
  7. @MrsSnark sorry My Bad ;)... what the hell are you doing writing a novel? 2:42 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to MrsSnark
  8. @JillzWorth COPTER???? whats that? 2:38 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to JillzWorth
  9. My Wife said we should get some excitement back into our marriage and maybe act out our fantasies.... So ive started fucking the Neighbour. 2:33 PM Dec 13th from web
  10. @eugem and i don't know it... i make a rhyme... everytime ;) 2:25 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to eugem
  11. Is wondering how hard would an Oriental edition of guess who be? 2:24 PM Dec 13th from web
  12. @MrsSnark lucky you LOL 2:23 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to MrsSnark
  13. I'm a PC.... and sleeping with Tiger Woods was my idea. 2:21 PM Dec 13th from web
  14. @MrsSnark yeah just pop in and out of here these days ;).... you ok 2:20 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to MrsSnark
  15. @GlobalScranton cheers ;) 2:16 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to GlobalScranton
  16. Woman walks into the bar and asks the barman for an innuendo... So he gave her one. 2:15 PM Dec 13th from web
  17. @monalisa91 all's good with me thanks ;) 2:14 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to monalisa91
  18. @sayala05 @Val_Albarn @MissLadyK503 ;) 2:14 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to sayala05
  19. Roses are shit...Violets are poo...I've got Tourettes...So cunt, wank, fuck you. 2:09 PM Dec 13th from web
  20. @MizzDimpullz LOL 2:08 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to MizzDimpullz