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  1. Laughed a lot at 'Zombieland'. Felt dirty afterwards, then stopped caring. 3:14 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  2. @Sportzfreak : Wrong to compare with Afghan? What's really wrong is that it seems to be less newsworthy than Woods running over a tree. 7:52 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to Sportzfreak
  3. Tiger Woods penis is like Helen Clark's vagina: Both attract media attention in direct inverse proportion to actual news value. 6:47 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  4. If Tiger Woods' penis was put in charge of Afghanistan would the media start paying attention? 6:28 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  5. Romantic fiction lies again: Getting soaked and cold walking in the rain sucks. 6:08 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  6. Suspect quite a few White House staffer will be thankful they're only signing up for unemployment come Monday... http://tinyurl.com/yhjjmnn 4:32 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  7. In Phil's (Nation)Hood he's a uniter not a divider -- just a shame he's uniting the sewers of the Kiwibog Right and the Sub-Standard Left. 3:56 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  8. What the difference between Phil Goff and a vibrator? At least you can turn the vibrator off when it stops being amusing... 3:28 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  9. Could the person advising #PhilGoff to channel Winston Peters please eat shit and die? http://tinyurl.com/yfo3v8al 6:06 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  10. My panopticon isn't working -- is it still under warranty? http://tinyurl.com/nyyhtc 3:00 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  11. @publicaddress Will break my rule against political memoirs just or Sarah Palin -- mostly because it's looking like pure fiction. 2:57 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to publicaddress
  12. If there's any justice, Lindsay Duncan and Peter Capaldi will be going home with BAFTAs. #DoctorWho #Torchwood 2:44 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  13. @AnaSamways : So your thighs are now a World Heritage Site? I never doubted... 1:13 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to AnaSamways
  14. Fifty flavours of ewww... RT @cinematical: UPDATE: Girl Was Not Bitten by Pervert at 'New Moon' Screening http://bit.ly/57RwFT 12:51 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  15. Explains a lot... RT @ellouis: "Mescaline left Jean-Paul Sartre in the grip of lobster madness" http://tinyurl.com/yjsbj8m 12:48 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  16. @AnaSamways : If your legs look like over-marinated chicken go wash it off. 12:07 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to AnaSamways
  17. RT @warrenellis: Americans are starting to wish me a happy Thanksgiving, so now I'm going to sign off before it triggers some appalling rant 10:50 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  18. RT @terryteachout: Wonderful words that I've never used in print, #1: "dilatory." (First in an occasional series.) 10:49 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  19. RT @GreatDismal: RT @Theremina: In my personal circle of hell, the bookstores carry nothing but Twilight, The DaVinci Code, and Ayn Rand. 10:49 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  20. The real #AdamLambert' scandal? The mock oral sex was the only vaguely interesting thing about the performance. http://tinyurl.com/yztzac4 3:47 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck