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CraigMCF5

  1. How many ways can you repackage sugar to please a pretentious douche? 12:22 PM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Welcome to Toronto, I hope you like Mexican food. #jumponthebandwagon 10:06 AM May 11th via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. If you scoff at me when I put sugar in my coffee, I will knock yours out of your hand. 10:50 AM Apr 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. @UrinalDividers You need a celebrity endorsement. I recommend you start hounding their Twitter accounts to join the cause. 7:12 AM Apr 25th via web
  5. Dear writers of 'The Grey', wolves aren't tigers. 3:53 PM Apr 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. According to Twitter, I posted my last tweet at the exact second @JimGaffigan posted his. #soulmates 11:30 AM Apr 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. I like to imagine all future robots to be like that Sheldon guy from The Big Bang Theory, that way I can freely scream insults at them. 11:26 AM Apr 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. I can't WAIT to see The Avengers!! #pretendingtowanttoseemoviesidontgiveashitabout 5:21 PM Apr 16th via web
  9. Unite and join the fight! Urinal dividers in every men's bathroom!! Follow @UrinalDividers and change the WORLD! 2:14 PM Apr 11th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. I think I could watch a weekly TV show called "People carrying coffee back to their desks" - Somebody make that shit happen. 11:55 AM Apr 11th via web
  11. Best painting ever or... ya no other option, it is. - twitpic.com/94xpuk 9:05 PM Apr 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Sons of Anrchy, the king of the delayed opening credits sequence. 1:24 PM Mar 21st via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. Turning 29 is a lot like turning 9. First people say Happy Birthday then you eat some cake. 4:06 PM Mar 19th via web
  14. If I could, I would punch radio ads for condos right in the face. 1:49 PM Mar 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. Celeb sighting! Just saw Leslie Roberts in Forest Hill Village! Got him to sign my face!! 9:29 AM Mar 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. Alright the new Walking Dead is on, that's perfect since I was getting to fall asleep anyways. 8:05 PM Mar 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. Definitely the most terrifying thing I've seen this week so far. - bbc.co.uk/news/technolog… 1:27 PM Mar 6th via web
  18. Things I don't like - the intro to Sons of Anarchy 12:37 PM Mar 4th via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. @pixelapse Super excited to try this out! The demo looks great. 7:09 AM Feb 21st via web
  • Name Craig Morrison
  • Location Toronto, Ontario
  • Web http://www.craigm...
  • Bio Designer, filmmaker, human being. I make things.
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