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CraigMCF5

  1. How many ways can you repackage sugar to please a pretentious douche?
  2. Welcome to Toronto, I hope you like Mexican food. #jumponthebandwagon
  3. If you scoff at me when I put sugar in my coffee, I will knock yours out of your hand.
  4. @UrinalDividers You need a celebrity endorsement. I recommend you start hounding their Twitter accounts to join the cause.
  5. Dear writers of 'The Grey', wolves aren't tigers.
  6. According to Twitter, I posted my last tweet at the exact second @JimGaffigan posted his. #soulmates
  7. I like to imagine all future robots to be like that Sheldon guy from The Big Bang Theory, that way I can freely scream insults at them.
  8. I can't WAIT to see The Avengers!! #pretendingtowanttoseemoviesidontgiveashitabout
  9. Unite and join the fight! Urinal dividers in every men's bathroom!! Follow @UrinalDividers and change the WORLD!
  10. I think I could watch a weekly TV show called "People carrying coffee back to their desks" - Somebody make that shit happen.
  11. Best painting ever or... ya no other option, it is. - twitpic.com/94xpuk
  12. Sons of Anrchy, the king of the delayed opening credits sequence.
  13. Turning 29 is a lot like turning 9. First people say Happy Birthday then you eat some cake.
  14. If I could, I would punch radio ads for condos right in the face.
  15. Celeb sighting! Just saw Leslie Roberts in Forest Hill Village! Got him to sign my face!!
  16. Alright the new Walking Dead is on, that's perfect since I was getting to fall asleep anyways.
  17. Definitely the most terrifying thing I've seen this week so far. - bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…
  18. Things I don't like - the intro to Sons of Anarchy
  19. @pixelapse Super excited to try this out! The demo looks great.