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  1. RT @peter_dutton: Warned for using twitter. Lift my game.
  2. Tony Burke now talking about biochar pellets and agri-soils. And our suffering is complete. #qt
  3. Michael Keenan wants to know why Kevin Reynolds, union thug, has donated $80,000 to the ALP #qt
  4. Egad! It's an opposition question that's not on boat people! Quick, touch wood, or find a black cat or whatever #qt
  5. RT @rhysam: There is a car battery beneath Fran Bailey's seat. Every 90 seconds a small charge triggers arm movement. #qt
  6. RT @stuartrobertmp: Time to build concensus, unity & trust within the Party & with the Community. We've tackled the big issue now back t ...
  7. RT @JoeHockey: Well done Malcolm there is never ever an acceptable reason for violence against women.
  8. Andrew Laming dusts off his best ever heckle: "Wriggle Worm!" #qt
  9. I can think of a number of men in this building who have done quite a bit of swearing already today #qt
  10. RT @JoeHockey: This is a really good answer from the PM on white ribbon. Every man in Aus should swear today.
  11. Attendant just came round offering glasses of water, and Swanny DECLINED. I can do nothing more for him #qt
  12. "Phil Coorey" rhymes with "damn fool who tweeted on my laptop while i wasn't looking" #qt
  13. Annabel rhymes with Crannabel
  14. Tony Abbott just scooted back for a chat with Stuart Robert #qt
  15. Even Gareth Evans has left already. I saw Kim Beazley fleeing the building earlier too #qt
  16. Speaker refers to Hockey taking the pulse of the backbench. Pretty low blood pressure back there, I'm surprised he can find one #qt
  17. This question time is like the hypoglycaemic crash after a giant bag of mixed lollies has worn off. #qt
  18. Sussan Ley approaches. More boat hate. #qt
  19. Sorry typo rage that should have read "Swanny". Can't bear to hear a man so parched #qt
  20. wanny croaking about Australia being one of the "hottest driest continents" SOMEONE GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER, FFS #qt