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Today’s word of the day is ”Maniqueer”
When a girl gets her nails done it’s a manicure, When a man gets it done, it’s a Maniqueer.10:35 AM Oct 27thfrom web
Getting ready for tonights events see if I can't further injur myself...But on the upside got some THC pills BADASS!!!!!!!!8:22 AM Jul 10thfrom web
There's A Skeeter On My Tweet knock it Off,There's A skeeter on my Tweet and I think im gonna beater knock it Off.11:36 AM Jul 9thfrom web
Sleeping ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SLEEPING ALREADY!!!!12:10 AM Jul 9thfrom web
you Shit Come Sit On myspace while I stick my youtube in your twitter and cum all over your facebook.9:14 PM Jul 8thfrom web
FOLLOWME Everything will be alright I'll be the one tweet you late@nightIf ya wanna tweet I can garuntee youll find a tweet about when i pee9:07 PM Jul 8thfrom web
the Gayest part about all this is we are tweeting each other while we sit In a chat room on blog were we could just type to each other8:51 PM Jul 8thfrom web
No you Just wish you were CoHosting With Me So you could further Induldge in your Bromance your trying to have with me8:47 PM Jul 8thfrom web
PERNA Get your FINGER OUTTA MY TWITTER YOU HOMO Im trying to sleep8:45 PM Jul 8thfrom web
Perna Is CoHosting With Matt On Cam Now that Is Pure FUCKING GAY8:44 PM Jul 8thfrom web