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Another day on Twitter, another follower who doesn't understand Cowboy Wally in any way, shape or form. Oh well.
7:17 PM Jun 1st
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25 minutes until the show!! Whoo! Not since Babylon 5 has there been a show with this much long range planning.
5:36 PM May 13th
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Anticipating the purchase of Pepsi Throwback, because it's got sugar instead of High Fructose Corn Syrup! Do you hear me, Coca-Cola?
7:44 PM May 6th
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Hey everybody. Beware of the DearRobot! It will steal your tweets! Possibly your soul, but that's speculation at this point.
8:04 PM Apr 30th
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Dear shemikalika, I have no idea why you started following me, but it doesn't seem like it was a blind search for the word "cowboy". Thanks!
7:59 PM Apr 30th
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Dear StockyardsRodeo, your blind search for people to follow has yielded a bitter fruit! Cowboy Wally never set foot inside a rodeo.
7:58 PM Apr 30th
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Dear taylorswift13HQ, your blind search for people to follow has yielded a bitter fruit! You don't get who Cowboy Wally is, do you?
7:56 PM Apr 30th
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Dear CowgirlLawyer, your blind search for people to follow has yielded a bitter fruit! What dark secrets do your private updates hold?
7:55 PM Apr 30th
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Dear cliffysmom,your blind search for people to follow has yielded a bitter fruit!See prior ESPN Rodeo note as a preview of tweets to come.
7:53 PM Apr 30th
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Dear ESPN Rodeo, Your blind search for people to follow has yielded a bitter fruit, despite my knowledge of Bodacious! You've been warned.
7:51 PM Apr 30th
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Trailer for the new Bonehead Radio Iriff on Rifftrax! "Concerned Dad" starring Leslie Uggams!
12:52 AM Apr 29th
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10 days without a tweet. Are people starving for them? I find it hard to believe, but ok. A tweet you shall receive.
5:31 PM Apr 22nd
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Happy Easter to all! Christ is risen!
11:32 PM Apr 11th
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Homer Simpson never said,"First you get the high fructose corn syrup,then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
7:20 PM Apr 9th
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If the choice is between a nail gun accident , and supporting @ , I'll take the nail gun boo-boo. Who wouldn't?
7:43 PM Apr 8th
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HiFrucCornSyrup sez "Your welcome". Yes,contractions were hard for me too,when I was 5.I didn't know a sweetner could be both evil and dumb.
6:06 PM Apr 7th
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Hey, HiFrucCornSyrup! Did you have fun beating up Jamaica & Guatemala's sugar industry today? Big sweetener! Big sweetener with a tariff!
5:54 PM Apr 6th
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How much do I despise High Fructose Corn Syrup? I, a Coke drinker, bought Pesi today. BECAUSE IT HAD SUGAR! Take that @!
12:43 PM Apr 5th
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@ I call you coward! Come out from behind the skirts of ADM & we'll see how tough you are! You're nothing without subsidies!
8:10 AM Apr 4th
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Will no one stop HiFrucCornSyrup's reign of terror? Are we doomed to kneel before HiFrucCornSyrup? Sugar-man, where are you?
4:41 PM Apr 2nd
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- Name Cowboy Wally
- Location Chicago
- Web http://www.rifftr...
- Bio Attempting to bring the funny as much as I can, and stomping out communism where ever it lurks.
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