CourtneyTaylor2
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How bout an app where I stick my i4 in this turkeys butt n find out if its done
4:19 PM Apr 8th
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Has anyone else ever noticed that Socrates was Oprah of the prechristian world?
9:32 PM Mar 31st
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If you don't have a real movie this goofy little number might work
9:17 PM Mar 27th
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If there are omens or portents in this world we sure don't understand them
3:17 PM Mar 26th
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You never actually know what's gonna happen. This is something I rely upon
5:02 PM Mar 22nd
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Netflix has a category called "violent tv dramas". Jesus. People.
7:51 PM Mar 21st
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People are basically lonely. This is why I have friends that can still couch surf well into their thirties
9:22 AM Mar 18th
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I still want to know why the letters are in that order and I don't think its cuz of the song
7:07 AM Mar 18th
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The alphabet.Has anyone else noticed how evenly spaced the vowels are? Suspicious
7:06 AM Mar 18th
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For fun I like to sing "Twinkle Twinkle" but replace all the words with the letters of the alphabet
12:16 AM Mar 17th
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You have to learn how to not express displeasure.
7:03 PM Mar 13th
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But the scariest part is finding out that I am no deeper than a corporate ad campaign
7:00 PM Mar 12th
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And some really fast talkin about blood in your stool. Yipes
7:00 PM Mar 12th
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Statements like that are often followed by an antidepressant sales pitch.
6:55 PM Mar 12th
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I mean twitted. As in"hey did you just twit?"
4:06 PM Mar 12th
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I haven't twittered for a while. Sorry. Here's one: I am a happy person. Also, I am an unhappy person.Wtf
4:05 PM Mar 12th
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Hey I just saw that "gone" is down from youtube. RS wanted exclusive for a bit first
11:56 AM Mar 5th
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My venice beach lunch experience today
9:47 PM Feb 29th
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I told him my order and then we played this game where he guessed what I just said
9:47 PM Feb 29th
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He's a fuggin genius. Zia's husband n he n I have a baby bottle invention too. The Ba.
2:24 PM Feb 21st
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