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  1. @reportermike Might I recommend to you another AMC show, The Prisoner? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to reportermike
  2. In the House of Smells, the wall that separates the kitchen from the sweaty laundry basket is surprisingly thin. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @AlisonRosen If you read the fine print, it says "On the seventh day, he took painkillers and melted into the couch." God is on your side. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to AlisonRosen
  4. It's pretty clear that no member of Black Eyed Peas need be present in order for it to be considered a Black Eyed Peas performance. about 24 hours ago from web
  5. Caveat emptor: if you're too lazy to switch channels during that NordicTrack commercial, expensive exercise equipment won't save you. 6:01 PM Nov 14th from web
  6. @carr2n @rachelsklar New York is a gentleman until it starts to rain. Then he unleashes a swarm of lethal golf umbrellas onto the sidewalks. 5:09 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  7. "You have to not be afraid to be shitty." -@ArjunBasu on how to beat writer's block 4:46 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  8. Those disgustingly detailed teeth-whitening ads have really gone beyond the pale. 11:39 AM Nov 13th from Brizzly
  9. Now happening on the moon: Water. Now happening on CNN: Elmo. Neither is particularly shocking anymore. 9:55 AM Nov 13th from Brizzly
  10. Who said "hamburgers dont grow on trees": A) e.e. cummings B) Stephen Wright C) @fatmanatee I recommend you investigate and follow. 8:04 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. @GPackwood Ditto. But he'd probably agree that being overly romantic about sacred cows of the past isn't always a good idea. 4:21 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to GPackwood
  12. I've seen the death of journalism and it is this girl at Columbia J-School desperately clinging to a copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 4:13 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  13. I'd laud NPR for resisting the easy Osh Kosh B'Gosh joke about Secretary Gates' Osh Kosh visit, but that assumes they are capable of joking. 8:16 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  14. @hotdogsladies I misread that "is" as "has." Which would make coffee even more magically delicious than it already is. 6:17 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  15. The top two Top Chef moments not caught on tape: 1. That time Bryan smiled. 2. That time they explained how Mike I. came to be Jen's "guy." 8:16 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  16. @gruber The Liberry. 12:23 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
  17. Unlike the unemployment numbers, my work-from-home wardrobe has not been seasonally adjusted. 10:59 AM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  18. It's beautiful to see so many people honoring those who fought for our freedom to make "uainthittinitright" a trending topic. 6:27 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  19. Lessons learned from the Lady Gaga video: 1. Vodka turns her into a MacBook-Rhodesian Ridgeback hybrid. 2. Kubrick has a lot to answer for. 1:16 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. @essdogg You have my word. I also won't tell anyone about your awesomely pedophilic Halloween costume. Everyone here is so damn sensitive. 11:37 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to essdogg