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CountessJB

  1. @GingerPaulsen Hey!
  2. @KelSutherland While I don't condone the stealing of medication from the office, I'll gladly look the other way if it's to shut up Ginger.
  3. @KelSutherland At least she's not tweeting about Pokémon!
  4. @GingerPaulsen I swear to GOD, if you don't stop flooding my feed with talk about Pokémon, I'm coming over and breaking the game!
  5. @KelSutherland Oh right, he asked me to let you know. I forgot. Well, looks I took care of that now! Thank goodness for twitter, eh?
  6. Sean said we're good to be closed today due to snow. Have fun out there!
  7. @KelSutherland Don't like Ginger have any. I think she's had enough.
  8. @GingerPaulsen That's beautiful.
  9. @GingerPaulsen @KelSutherland No, he
  10. @GingerPaulsen *shakes head*
  11. @MrRyanPage @KelSutherland You do realize that you've no almost guaranteed Ginger breaking your headphones, right?
  12. @GingerPaulsen ¬_¬ My new working theory is that you broke it trying to tighten your loose screw.
  13. @GingerPaulsen I... if it was me, why would I ask?
  14. ... Why is there a broken screwdriver on the table? Who broke a screwdriver?
  15. @KelSutherland @MrRyanPage Tell that to the person he bit...
  16. @GingerPaulsen Hey! Leave me out of this!
  17. @GingerPaulsen For the love of GOD, please stop tweeting about Pokémon!
  18. @GingerPaulsen @KelSutherland .... Cute.
  19. @KelSutherland @GingerPaulsen Yeah, seriously, stop yelling. I don't need you two flooding my feed.
  20. @GingerPaulsen @KelSutherland Come off it! You guys are so eager to talk to me despite your hatred. And Kelly, you know I do damn good work!