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CosmoAndy

TonyDortie Kim Kardashian has revealed she's getting serious with Kanye saying "He's the man I want to spend the rest of my month with" 2:27 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by CosmoAndy and 680 others
benleyton @BenAfuckingA Absolutely fucking amazing!!! Thanks for asking :) 2:05 PM May 7th via web in reply to BenAfuckingA Retweeted by CosmoAndy
Depressing when If I Had A Gun is top trend and 99.9% of people posting it don't even know its a Noel song :( 2:26 PM May 7th via web
#ReplaceA7xSongsWithBanana Blinded in Bananas, God Hates Banana, Seize The Banana, Beast And The Banana 4:13 PM May 5th via web
zachbraff As long as London doesn't have any major events this summer involving mass tourism, I think the passport lines should be tolerable. 6:51 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CosmoAndy and 939 others
#AskAndrew yes ask me 3:21 PM Apr 30th via web
mufcfans Ugly scenes outside the Etihad Stadium... Tevez has arrived. 10:58 AM Apr 30th via web Retweeted by CosmoAndy and 82 others
@Foxolini Need to sort it out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10:53 AM Apr 28th via web in reply to Foxolini
Foxolini @CosmoAndy Kids these days... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10:52 AM Apr 28th via web in reply to CosmoAndy Retweeted by CosmoAndy
@Foxolini IGY Connor, dont know why these queers do it tbh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10:45 AM Apr 28th via web in reply to Foxolini
@Foxolini I know how you feel xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10:43 AM Apr 28th via web in reply to Foxolini
RealParkJiSung If you had a cocktail of Ramires' stamina, Kuyt's big game ability and Scott Parkers hair... Maybe you'd have something comparable to me. 4:01 PM Apr 19th via web Retweeted by CosmoAndy and 101 others
I just unlocked @officialBVB's "Unbroken"! Listen to songs from #AVENGERSASSEMBLE at avengersalbum.com 1:12 PM Apr 16th via The Avengers
fearlessjack009 Callux is better than beliebers @callux @zerkaahd 11:36 AM Apr 14th via Tweet Button Retweeted by CosmoAndy
fearlessjack009 #BanBeliebers @callux @zerkaahd 10:56 AM Apr 14th via Tweet Button Retweeted by CosmoAndy
@MissLooseE @yelyahwilliams You're too nice :) :) :) 3:05 PM Apr 13th via web in reply to MissLooseE
jackwhitehall I love Mark Calaway 5:10 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CosmoAndy and 66 others
all of you people who follow me. Go follow this extremely amazing kid who is godlike on his guitar!! ;) @benleyton 2:36 PM Mar 30th via web
ManUtdStuff SAF on Vieira: "I can bring Keane back if he wants - make it interesting!" 2:43 PM Mar 29th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by CosmoAndy and 156 others