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Cosmis

  1. @basquiatball Now I'm rewatching it from the start instead of sleeping so thanks. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to basquiatball
  2. @basquiatball @imsohideous Although Jared Harris is also incredible. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to basquiatball
  3. @Adam_Jacobi At least the cats would run on a dropped third strike about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Adam_Jacobi
  4. You ever notice how all these exorcism films always have women as the ones being possessed? Just a thought, nothing more. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. @NepeanDC youtube.com/watch?v=HckueS… about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. @NepeanDC "My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!" about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. I'VE GOT TO DO THE NEWS!!! *shoves random guy who isn't even in my way* about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  8. @docrostov A burning question if I ever heard one. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to docrostov
  9. I feel like a lot of Paul Rudd's mannerisms in Anchorman aren't talked about enough. #BlowsOnStraw about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. Sounds like you have mental problems, man. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  11. @JADubin5 All my favorite teams have been eliminated by either catastrophic injury or Cubs. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to JADubin5
  12. Stop yelling, Ron. RT @rexchapman: #YOUCANUSEMYOFFICEANDAFTERWARDSMAYBEWECANGOTOLUNCH ! about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
  13. @Itachill The positive thing was that I got to see the type of ridiculous shit someone will try when JR Smith is going beast mode on them. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Itachill
  14. WORLD WAR III RT @_Enigmatic1: Again?! RT @IAMAGM: Sick brawl in China by an American team and a Chinese team youtu.be/uhdWL0fS8Os about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. Man, @DigitalRefrain had almost 1,500 views today. This thing might just work after all. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. @Itachill Shit. I lose a game that I had like 35 with JR Smith once. Was up 10 on some dude who was the Heat. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Itachill
  17. So much this. RT @bomani_jones: i'm so afraid i'm going to be this sorta dad is.gd/f0zXA2 about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
  • Name Brian Schroeder
  • Location Ft. Wayne, Indiana
  • Web http://www.t24e.b...
  • Bio Chemically imbalanced. I enjoy non-sequiturs. Perpetual reference machine. Twitter's #1 supplier of false bravado.
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