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Cosmis

  1. @basquiatball Now I'm rewatching it from the start instead of sleeping so thanks.
  2. @basquiatball @imsohideous Although Jared Harris is also incredible.
  3. @Adam_Jacobi At least the cats would run on a dropped third strike
  4. You ever notice how all these exorcism films always have women as the ones being possessed? Just a thought, nothing more.
  5. @NepeanDC youtube.com/watch?v=HckueS…
  6. @NepeanDC "My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
  7. I'VE GOT TO DO THE NEWS!!! *shoves random guy who isn't even in my way*
  8. @docrostov A burning question if I ever heard one.
  9. I feel like a lot of Paul Rudd's mannerisms in Anchorman aren't talked about enough. #BlowsOnStraw
  10. Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
  11. @JADubin5 All my favorite teams have been eliminated by either catastrophic injury or Cubs.
  12. Stop yelling, Ron. RT @rexchapman: #YOUCANUSEMYOFFICEANDAFTERWARDSMAYBEWECANGOTOLUNCH !
  13. @Itachill The positive thing was that I got to see the type of ridiculous shit someone will try when JR Smith is going beast mode on them.
  14. WORLD WAR III RT @_Enigmatic1: Again?! RT @IAMAGM: Sick brawl in China by an American team and a Chinese team youtu.be/uhdWL0fS8Os
  15. Man, @DigitalRefrain had almost 1,500 views today. This thing might just work after all.
  16. @Itachill Shit. I lose a game that I had like 35 with JR Smith once. Was up 10 on some dude who was the Heat.
  17. So much this. RT @bomani_jones: i'm so afraid i'm going to be this sorta dad is.gd/f0zXA2