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  1. @PAgent I cannot hear The Final Countdown without envisioning GOB's magic tricks on Arrested Development. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to PAgent
  2. @TagWire Maybe it was God telling you you should make out by churches more often. #itsasign about 4 hours ago from web in reply to TagWire
  3. RT @bedheadblonde: I'm a little overdue on my bikini wax. Just call me Sascrotch. about 7 hours ago from web
  4. @bedheadblonde More like Elmer Fudd syndrome: "A huntin' we wi'ww go, a huntin' he wiww go..." 8:56 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to bedheadblonde
  5. In a few more days, it will be eleven months until I have to hear The goddamn Nutcracker thirty times a day. #tickingtickingBOOM 7:39 PM Dec 26th from web
  6. @TylerInCMYK Some houses are full of both. #yeehawman 2:49 PM Dec 26th from web in reply to TylerInCMYK
  7. @built Thanks. My fishing license protector from 1999 has about as much packing tape as it can hold while still showing the bus pass. 1:50 PM Dec 26th from web in reply to built
  8. Waiting impatiently for the adults to return so I can get out into the frozen sunshine and raise a little hell with someone else's kids. 1:41 PM Dec 26th from web
  9. @built Dude, I want one of those... 1:38 PM Dec 26th from web in reply to built
  10. Did I just look up and see Mike Rice wearing a powder blue sports bra? #blinkblink 9:00 PM Dec 25th from web
  11. @PDXRedhead There's always pope-tipping. I hear it's all the rage. 3:54 PM Dec 25th from web in reply to PDXRedhead
  12. @PDXRedhead We should hit the day-after sales for TP. There's televangelists to be pranked somewhere! 12:44 PM Dec 25th from web in reply to PDXRedhead
  13. "The 'Don't be a dumbass' policy is still in effect." 10:52 PM Dec 24th from web
  14. Watching Pawn Stars on Xmas eve, celebrating my low-rent lifestyle. 10:40 PM Dec 24th from web
  15. Watching the news. Tired of watching our upper-tier Blazers writhing on the floor. In other news, Pope-wranglin' is the latest Xmas sport? 10:25 PM Dec 24th from web
  16. Back from shopping. Presents? Home dental gear, brass knuckles and a Slayer tee shirt. I think Santa's pissed off this year. #giftswattitude 3:55 PM Dec 24th from web
  17. @built Did you ever check out Hillbilly Bento? It's worth trying at least once, and the chocolate pecan pie is holiday worthy. 10:13 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to built
  18. Kathy Lee Gifford is drinking and rapping. All of a sudden Xmas shopping is looking pretty good. 10:07 AM Dec 24th from web
  19. That should have said "bourbon right now." I should be saying that to a bartender right now. #humbug 10:04 AM Dec 24th from web
  20. @PAgent When I read your tweet Jackson Browne's Tender Is The Night played in my head. Is that wrong? 10:03 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to PAgent