CosaMostro
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@ Turtles! It's turtles all the way down.
8:57 AM Nov 11th
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in reply to theduty
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Really, if the Mayans were so goddamn smart, then where the fuck are they now?
7:18 PM Nov 10th
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Can you have a wet dream after death? 'Cause if Darwin hears people are suicidal over the world "ending" in 2012...
7:05 PM Nov 10th
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Shorter Federal Reserve statement:
"Look, you're too stupid to figure it out so leave us the fuck alone."
12:32 PM Nov 10th
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@ And oblider comes from the same root as oblidie and oblida, which together mean "la la la la life goes on."
7:36 PM Nov 5th
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in reply to hotdogsladies
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I love how all these horror movies are supposedly based on true stories now.
"Based on a story told convincingly by an actual nutjob."
5:42 PM Nov 5th
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Is John Burton on Favrd?
On Carly Fiorina vs. Barbara Boxer for Senator:
"Yet another millionaire neophyte in search of a new hobby."
7:47 AM Nov 5th
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Ah, nylon strings!
No longer ruining the neck of my guitar, AND my fingers aren't bleeding!
Be right back. Have to tune again.
7:08 AM Nov 5th
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Really, @? The Flaming Lips?
Yoshimi was about the stupidest fucking song of that decade. There's no excuse for it in this one.
6:19 AM Nov 5th
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@ Really? I think Middle Cyclone is definitely the best Neko album since Blacklisted. Tigers was a big disappointment.
12:13 PM Nov 4th
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in reply to rafeco
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@ Cashiers?
3:50 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to nevenmrgan
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Oh, hey! A letter from my mother.
"Drama drama drama drama drama drama drama martyrdom guilt Love, Mom"
Looks like she's still the same.
3:48 PM Nov 3rd
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@ Wow, your wife lets you take your dongle out of town? Lucky.
8:07 AM Nov 2nd
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in reply to chumworth
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So that's the reason there's no football tonight?
BASEBALL?
In NOVEMBER?
Ugh.
7:31 PM Nov 1st
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@ Sounds like the time my mother didn't understand why I found it hilarious that she called me a son of a bitch.
6:12 AM Nov 1st
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in reply to alsoyourmom
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Tomorrow, investment bankers' kids, having eaten all their candy at once and subsequently vomited it up, will demand a federal bailout.
2:36 PM Oct 31st
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Tonight, investment bankers' kids will say sure, this costume sucks, but I need bonus candy for NEXT year's costume to be any better.
6:28 AM Oct 31st
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Today, Goldman Sachs employees are teaching their kids how to get all their classmates' candy by promising them MORE candy at a future date.
6:23 AM Oct 31st
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Will incessantly pressing the sleep button on my iPhone toughen up my fingers for guitar playing?
2:53 PM Oct 29th
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Lieberman must have been getting really bored after nearly 11 months of not being much of a pain in the ass.
12:17 PM Oct 27th
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- Name Cosa Rogue Mostro
- Location Cincinnati
- Bio Online Marketer, Designer, Artist, Motorcyclist
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