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  1. Perino: "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during Pres. Bush's term" http://bit.ly/4ZXFtt Oh, Dana. So pretty. So useless.
  2. When is the iPhone YouTube app going to stop sucking? I've never sucessfully watched anything over 1 minute in length- even on wifi.
  3. Wait wait wait. Someone please tell me this is a remix and Bon Iver does NOT own an autotune. http://vimeo.com/7539893
  4. @byx Yeah. Even Jesus had to sleep in a barn for Christ's sake! Uh, I mean... wait, yes, that's right.
  5. After reading the last article in this issue of GQ, how will I part with this cover photo of Betty Draper's remarkable cleavage?
  6. @theduty Turtles! It's turtles all the way down.
  7. Really, if the Mayans were so goddamn smart, then where the fuck are they now?
  8. Can you have a wet dream after death? 'Cause if Darwin hears people are suicidal over the world "ending" in 2012...
  9. Shorter Federal Reserve statement: "Look, you're too stupid to figure it out so leave us the fuck alone."
  10. @hotdogsladies And oblider comes from the same root as oblidie and oblida, which together mean "la la la la life goes on."
  11. I love how all these horror movies are supposedly based on true stories now. "Based on a story told convincingly by an actual nutjob."
  12. Is John Burton on Favrd? On Carly Fiorina vs. Barbara Boxer for Senator: "Yet another millionaire neophyte in search of a new hobby."
  13. Ah, nylon strings! No longer ruining the neck of my guitar, AND my fingers aren't bleeding! Be right back. Have to tune again.
  14. Really, @woxy? The Flaming Lips? Yoshimi was about the stupidest fucking song of that decade. There's no excuse for it in this one.
  15. @rafeco Really? I think Middle Cyclone is definitely the best Neko album since Blacklisted. Tigers was a big disappointment.
  16. @nevenmrgan Cashiers?
  17. Oh, hey! A letter from my mother. "Drama drama drama drama drama drama drama martyrdom guilt Love, Mom" Looks like she's still the same.
  18. @chumworth Wow, your wife lets you take your dongle out of town? Lucky.
  19. So that's the reason there's no football tonight? BASEBALL? In NOVEMBER? Ugh.
  20. @alsoyourmom Sounds like the time my mother didn't understand why I found it hilarious that she called me a son of a bitch.