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What a horrifying symptom of aging it is to realize that half your wardrobe bears the Dockers logo.11:45 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
The seven most horrifying words on NPR: Steve Inskeep will be back next week.6:00 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@frageelay Bob is awesome live. Saw him about 4 times when we lived in Chicago.7:13 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
Debbie Rowe: "I don't want the kids. No. I don't. What's that? Whoever takes the kids gets their hands on the money? Come to me my babies!"7:12 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
Who among us hasn't commissioned a surrogate child sired by an anonymous donor then forgotten to file adoption papers? Happens all the time.11:57 AM Jul 1st from web
Stupid New York Times should not make me choked up. That's Story Corp's job. http://bit.ly/3YopC11:43 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
@CherylHarrison Isn't #moonfruit an alternative to tampons and pads?9:32 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to CherylHarrison
With Billy Mays out of the picture, Shamwow guy can now advance his quest toward late night TV domination.9:07 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
Can we all agree, then that the BLT is one of nature's best creations because it contains both bacon AND mayo?12:33 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
@kellydeal Don't you mean "-Senator Al Franken" ?12:23 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to kellydeal
So was Michael Jackson still a pack-a-day cocksmoker even though he preferred really tiny packages?8:35 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
@chumworth Sounds like you're in the grips of a He-cession.8:03 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to chumworth
Really, no matter how great a dancer (or how great your sermons), if your hobby is fucking with kids, I will not be sad when you're gone.5:43 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
Are we all done mourning Michael now? Can we go back to admitting he was a fucking FREAK who liked little kids a bit too fucking much?4:13 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
As Sanford went on and on about "this person," I kept repeating PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be a dude!6:41 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie
I guess Sanford wasn't on the Appalachian trail for naked hiking day after all. But it's a damn good bet he WAS naked.11:48 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
So it looks like Sanford was getting a little STIMULUS after all. Eh? Eh?11:43 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games. That works out to about 2 weeks, right?4:03 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
Wait, so iPhone haters bitch about AT&T and the Pre is only on SPRINT? What. Fucking. Ever.3:50 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
RT @BrentBillock: This just proves what I've said all along. You can't trust a system of government that prohibits bacon. #iran6:21 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie