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What a horrifying symptom of aging it is to realize that half your wardrobe bears the Dockers logo.11:45 AM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
The seven most horrifying words on NPR: Steve Inskeep will be back next week.6:00 AM Jul 3rdfrom Tweetie
Debbie Rowe: "I don't want the kids. No. I don't. What's that? Whoever takes the kids gets their hands on the money? Come to me my babies!"7:12 PM Jul 2ndfrom Tweetie
Who among us hasn't commissioned a surrogate child sired by an anonymous donor then forgotten to file adoption papers? Happens all the time.11:57 AM Jul 1stfrom web
Really, no matter how great a dancer (or how great your sermons), if your hobby is fucking with kids, I will not be sad when you're gone.5:43 AM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie
Are we all done mourning Michael now? Can we go back to admitting he was a fucking FREAK who liked little kids a bit too fucking much?4:13 PM Jun 27thfrom Tweetie
As Sanford went on and on about "this person," I kept repeating PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be a dude!6:41 PM Jun 24thfrom Tweetie
I guess Sanford wasn't on the Appalachian trail for naked hiking day after all.
But it's a damn good bet he WAS naked.11:48 AM Jun 24thfrom Tweetie
So it looks like Sanford was getting a little STIMULUS after all. Eh? Eh?11:43 AM Jun 24thfrom Tweetie
Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games. That works out to about 2 weeks, right?4:03 AM Jun 24thfrom Tweetie
Wait, so iPhone haters bitch about AT&T and the Pre is only on SPRINT?
What. Fucking. Ever.3:50 PM Jun 23rdfrom Tweetie