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CoryGStevenson

  1. My co-worker is singing Peter Cetera songs to the rest of my team.
  2. Setting up my first prod SQL 2012. This is going to be fun.
  3. @belvdr Did they ask for the sa password too? :)
  4. RT @grrl_geek: @erinstellato @MuadDBA I "acquired" the taste for coffee about a decade before I should have, I think. --> That's 2 of us.
  5. @erinstellato Welcome to the dark side
  6. @erinstellato Mrs. @CoryGStevenson asked me to give up coffee. You can imagen my responce
  7. @erinstellato NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm moving my desk!!!
  8. @CraigPurnell Let me know how you like Seesmic.
  9. There seems to be a serious lack of caffeine in the #SQLfamily this morning. Everyone stop and go find more.
  10. 1st thing this morning the dev team wanted to show me how they could write out txt files instead of using a sql db. *face palm* cc: @SQLRunr
  11. When did listening to a DaveMatthews song start making me feel old?
  12. Having a lot of passwords can be good till I don't have enough coffee to remember them.
  13. Playing with my first copy of Windows Server 2008 R2 Core. Coming next SQL Core!!
  14. @SQLDiablo Agreed. A little thought can change the whole coarse of how things work.
  15. Enough with the performance talk. Back to work.
  16. I have been converted. I used to not understand the excitement about SQL Performance Tuning. Now I get excited just thinking about it.
  17. Thank you to everyone that came out to @ONSSUG last night for my #SSRS presentation. It was a lot of fun.
  18. Today is a good day. I get me new laptop today. Hello i7 with 8 GB of RAM.
  19. RT @onpnt: @equerystrian lol are they hives like those weird red spots that Oracle gives normal SQL peeps? --> I have those spots right now!