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CoryGStevenson

My co-worker is singing Peter Cetera songs to the rest of my team. 11:50 AM May 1st via TweetDeck
Setting up my first prod SQL 2012. This is going to be fun. 9:11 AM Apr 27th via TweetDeck
@belvdr Did they ask for the sa password too? :) 12:33 PM Mar 29th via TweetDeck in reply to belvdr
RT @grrl_geek: @erinstellato @MuadDBA I "acquired" the taste for coffee about a decade before I should have, I think. --> That's 2 of us. 10:19 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck
@erinstellato Welcome to the dark side 10:05 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck in reply to erinstellato
@erinstellato Mrs. @CoryGStevenson asked me to give up coffee. You can imagen my responce 10:04 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck in reply to erinstellato
@erinstellato NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm moving my desk!!! 10:03 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck in reply to erinstellato
@CraigPurnell Let me know how you like Seesmic. 4:59 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck in reply to CraigPurnell
There seems to be a serious lack of caffeine in the #SQLfamily this morning. Everyone stop and go find more. 6:19 AM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
erinstellato BLOG: Isolation Levels and the Effects on Select Statements bit.ly/zewvoV (yes, I posted a non-2012 blog today) #sql #sqlblog 6:15 AM Mar 7th via TweetDeck Retweeted by CoryGStevenson and 1 other
1st thing this morning the dev team wanted to show me how they could write out txt files instead of using a sql db. *face palm* cc: @SQLRunr 6:17 AM Mar 7th via TweetDeck
When did listening to a DaveMatthews song start making me feel old? 8:28 AM Feb 24th via TweetDeck
Having a lot of passwords can be good till I don't have enough coffee to remember them. 6:43 AM Feb 21st via TweetDeck
Playing with my first copy of Windows Server 2008 R2 Core. Coming next SQL Core!! 10:22 AM Feb 10th via TweetDeck
@SQLDiablo Agreed. A little thought can change the whole coarse of how things work. 8:25 AM Feb 9th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLDiablo
Enough with the performance talk. Back to work. 8:13 AM Feb 9th via TweetDeck
I have been converted. I used to not understand the excitement about SQL Performance Tuning. Now I get excited just thinking about it. 8:11 AM Feb 9th via TweetDeck
Thank you to everyone that came out to @ONSSUG last night for my #SSRS presentation. It was a lot of fun. 6:11 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck
Today is a good day. I get me new laptop today. Hello i7 with 8 GB of RAM. 7:15 AM Feb 3rd via TweetDeck
RT @onpnt: @equerystrian lol are they hives like those weird red spots that Oracle gives normal SQL peeps? --> I have those spots right now! 6:51 AM Feb 3rd via TweetDeck