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  1. Got one dog in a muzzle and the other in a bark collar. New ppl moving in next door. It's going to be a stressful day.
  2. Taking Mom to the dog show today. Like we don't see enough dogs at home every day between the two of us.
  3. Damn. Missed the Bee Gees tribute and everything else to do on Friday night. So sleepy after work.
  4. The DTV box is screwing up and remote control not working. I just have screen w static HEB logo, a bunch of computer speak and full audio.
  5. @cougarclaws I totally had a "Gene" once except his name was Marcus. Not even going to make up a fake name for him.
  6. Our department is hosting a chocolate bar to raise $$ for @houstonfoodbank. Goodbye, WW points.
  7. @alexsantxo Now you've got a song in my head. What Makes a Good Girl Go Bad - used to be my profile song on the MahSpace!
  8. @tcv I dunno, my leader is kinda mean. I went up one lb. last week & she told me to think abt why I deserved it. True, I did but still hurt.
  9. Ugh, I so want to skip WW today. If I can't even stick to the most foolproof plan in the world, what hope is there?
  10. @ExploreHouston Thanks for the FF! Was going to RT the Bee Gees thing but I don't want it to get too crowded! I'm definitely going.
  11. Sweet! RT @ExploreHouston Info on discount Houston Dog Show tickets this weekend. Kids 12 & under are free http://bit.ly/1enVK
  12. My healthy breakfast: low-fat waffles topped w low-fat yogurt and berries. Somehow I doubt this redeems me.
  13. I thought I was writing poetry, but really, I just have very brief thoughts.
  14. @mojodenbow The can is black, but once was white? Oh the irony.
  15. @ValClifton Ugh. I do not envy your present situation.
  16. @FatElvis04 Yeah, I guess. I just wish I knew why he dislikes me. But some mysteries may never be solved I suppose.
  17. So there's this person on Twitter who dislikes me, I think. Dunno why. Should I finally just unfollow him, or keep trying to talk to him?
  18. @reinventingjess That just means you have less time to wait than the rest of us who saw it in May. :)
  19. But then I actually have to give them a cookie and that doesn't seem right either.
  20. Best solution to barking dogs so far - when they start to get loud, I just say cookie and it gets their attention.