CorporateMonkey
My computer is stuck on 640x480 resolution, with 4-bit colors. It's like trying to do work on an Atari. ps. I HATE WINDOWS.
| CorporateMonkey it's so freezing in this office, i need to hurry up and finish knitting this scarf so i don't turn into a shannon-cicle. |
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| CorporateMonkey back on twitter for the first time in ages and wondering who are all these people following me? |
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| CorporateMonkey WHY is "Show me Love" by Robin S. on the radio right now? DC radio should not be encouraging the techno fetishes of its euro-squatters. |
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| CorporateMonkey Reason #5,391 why I hate Maryland: 3:30pm and the beltway is already bumper to bumper, even though IT WAS CLEAR ON THE VIRGINIA SIDE! |
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| CorporateMonkey Today's return to Twitter brough to you by the fact that I am OUT OF MY DAMN MIND for doing a 30mi bike ride in the frezing rain today. |
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| CorporateMonkey On my way out for an evening with the girls. I cannot possibly explain how awesome it is to be able to say that. |
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| CorporateMonkey Woo! A return to public transport... the bus isn't even here yet and already strangers are talking to me. Damn my apparent approachability! |
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| CorporateMonkey Going to the gym EARLY? What is this wacky kooky world I've stepped into? |
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| CorporateMonkey Wait.... Michael Showalter? What? |
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| CorporateMonkey I'm so out of it- I nearly forgot I have a ticket to see Janeane Garofalo tonight. |
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| CorporateMonkey The human body should never turn on itself like this. |
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| CorporateMonkey Does anyone make a hybrid convertible? Cause that's what I'm gonna want when I move to California. |
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| CorporateMonkey I've spent all day making some really awesome friends. This is a disaster. |
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| CorporateMonkey I am probably dressed plenty warm for California. Just sayin. |
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| CorporateMonkey HOME. Somebody help: how many miles in 19.7km? |
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| CorporateMonkey 'Lost' could not have been more of an understatement. Glad I get to ride the next 10mi back home in the dark. |
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| CorporateMonkey 7mi into my bike ride... and lost. No es guapo. |
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| CorporateMonkey I'm so over obsessive unrequited-love songs. |
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| CorporateMonkey i am inexplicably exhausted. |
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