Corman
- I don't think of it as blacking out, I think of it as teleporting to a new bar. It's not a problem, it's magic.about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Sausage in the purse is more fun than a bun in the oven and less commitment. @tiahopkins7:47 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
- Dr. Pepper has an actual medical degree. Diet Dr. Pepper has a Ph.D from a questionable state school's night program. #WhatsTheDifference10:21 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Cheap Beer and Caffeine Pills: My new diet plan. On shelves Sept '09. Just in time for that all important Southern Hemisphere Summer Season12:13 AM Jul 2nd from web
- I remember a time when I had motivation and goals. Now it's mostly cheap beer and caffeine pills.9:13 PM Jul 1st from web
- @LATimescitydesk That article about the schizophrenic child was really, really interesting. And you're doing a great job with the twitter.5:41 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to LATimescitydesk
- Me: Iced Tea? Her: Nope, but I can make you hot tea and give you a glass of ice Me: Alright Her: But I have to charge you for cup of coffee1:33 PM Jun 28th from web
- If you're a illegal immigrant with a steady job and no criminal record, You should automatically get the citizenship of a homeless person7:41 PM Jun 27th from web
- Pretty much the only reason I look forward to payday anymore is so I can buy a case of beer and not worry how long it's going to last.4:52 PM Jun 26th from web
- 1. Pour Redbull onto glass coffee table 2. Use hair dryer to evaporate Redbull into crystalline form 3. Cut with razor 4. Snort 5. Wings!6:58 PM Jun 24th from web
- Me: I work from home. Her: I assumed you were unemployed. Me: Because I'm always here getting coffee? Her: More because of how you dress.6:16 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Club MKULTRA -- The drinks are free, no one will tell you what's in them. Still it's a great time but a guy's there taking notes all night.3:39 PM Jun 22nd from web
- @DrRobD It's just about the worst thing he could have said to you. You'd better find him and make him pay.11:47 AM Jun 22nd from web in reply to DrRobD
- @saint_felony Something I'm helping out on -- http://www.imdb.com/title/t...1:34 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to saint_felony
- Sir, "Gimme some of that legal meth" is not an appropriate way to ask for a large coffee. And we didn't "cook" it in our "bathtub" either.1:19 PM Jun 19th from web
- @saint_felony I'd consider the Pre but we're doing an iPhone app for the movie so if I'm going to upgrade my blackberry, I'm going iPhone.12:36 PM Jun 19th from web
- @saint_felony lies, damn lies and the palm pre -- I think that's how the quote goes.11:33 AM Jun 19th from web in reply to saint_felony
- Brain: Whatever you do, don't buy an iPhone. Me: Shut up brain.10:20 AM Jun 19th from web
- Her: Are you drunk? Me: I have a prescription. Her: A prescription for alcohol? Me: It's from a doctor. Her: This is written in crayon.9:08 PM Jun 18th from web
- @charliehoehn that's the coolest thing ever. I love that guy.3:05 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to charliehoehn
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