Corman
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Mike on seeing a sign for sausage biscuits and donuts. "Sausage donuts?What the fuck is that? New slang for a pussy?"
about 19 hours ago
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Mike on MMA (cont.) " ... Ben, they're punching each other in the dick. I don't care what you say, that's not a sport."
about 19 hours ago
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@ nervous? That would be awesome. So much better than hooking jumper cables up to my nipples.
7:16 AM Dec 13th
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in reply to MissiLuLu
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@ deal.
9:40 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to MissiLuLu
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@ how else am I going to get such a good discount on my icee? Sometimes you have to flirt a little.
9:35 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to tobesforsho
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@ that or the $1100 worth of Mexican Viagra I've been eating to stay awake. I just hope these chest pains don't get worse.
9:29 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to MissiLuLu
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@ I had a lot of change so I went for an assortment. Then I spent like two hours gagging from the smell.
9:17 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to MissiLuLu
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@ I had a lot of change so I went for an assortment. Then I spent like two hours gagging from the smell.
9:15 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to tobesforsho
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Mike on MMA "I can't watch it. It's just a bunch of guys lying on top of each other and punching each other in the dick."
9:12 PM Dec 12th
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@ deal. I'll be by to pick it up.
9:08 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to MissiLuLu
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Single spray male cologne $.25 in the bathrooms of Louisiana truck stops. The south will rise again.
8:58 PM Dec 12th
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We at the hotel, motel ... holiday inn express. Fort Stockton, tx. Hoping to make New Orleans tomorrow. Long day ahead of us.
10:37 PM Dec 11th
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@ from the look of her I'm sure it was rotten Swiss cheese that had been thrown up by road kill. This woman was not a catch.
9:18 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to NilsAParker
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Thank you for spraying half a bottle of perfume on your legs. Everyone in this subway car appreciates that stinging, choaking gift.
3:44 PM Dec 7th
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RT @: I don't think I've said the phrase, "Seriously, where are my pants?" so many times.
2:32 PM Dec 6th
from API
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@ hey, I'm moving back to Philly. You still have the same phone number? I was going to give you a call.
9:32 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to tweetez
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You have to wonder about time warner's self esteem because my Internet connection goes down like a drunk cougar at last call.
12:45 PM Dec 4th
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Dude, the 8:30 to Union Station is *not* the venue to massage oil into your feet.
Ugh he's all up in between his toes. Imma be sick.
8:34 PM Dec 2nd
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lf you've just spent "two weeks in county for some bullshit" don't make that the lead in introducing yourself. It just makes me nervous.
9:30 AM Dec 2nd
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I wrote something. But don't worry, this isn't one of those "for real" blog posts, it's just a cry for help.
7:39 PM Dec 1st
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