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@overextracted please take me out on another date. a girl never felt so overextracted until you extracted all over my dress.2:04 PM Apr 26th from web
wine blobbers! you weenies going to let parker push you around? you parker bitches!2:00 PM Apr 26th from web
i'm the love child of garyvee and lettie teague6:08 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from web
@AgentRed not at all. dont worry be happy. be happy you can out shine the losers6:00 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from web in reply to AgentRed
tricker treat corkers4:59 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from web
i feel pretty and witty and oh so antigaryveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!5:36 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
i feel pretty so pretty and witty and drunk2:56 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
should i go to the dr for a cork taint remedy? it itches2:54 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
cork v taint? do you have taint or get screwed?7:01 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from web