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  1. @overextracted please take me out on another date. a girl never felt so overextracted until you extracted all over my dress.
  2. wine blobbers! you weenies going to let parker push you around? you parker bitches!
  3. i'm the love child of garyvee and lettie teague
  4. @AgentRed not at all. dont worry be happy. be happy you can out shine the losers
  5. tricker treat corkers
  6. i feel pretty and witty and oh so antigaryveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  7. i feel pretty so pretty and witty and drunk
  8. should i go to the dr for a cork taint remedy? it itches
  9. cork v taint? do you have taint or get screwed?