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  1. Red Peters seems like a nice guy and all, but shit man - I've had about an ass full of him & his special programming on Howard 101. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. @jellismate @mayhemmiller - you two yelling at each other is like music to my Monday ears. =) about 5 hours ago from web
  3. "If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you." ~ Benjamin Franklin about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @InkyMalone I informed my outraged & then astonished Catholic friend that Baby JC was born around spring & told her why his Bday was moved. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to InkyMalone
  5. Just gotta RT this: RT @TheBestTwatter no one wants to read your re-tweets from your 14 friends all day long you unoriginal cornball about 9 hours ago from web
  6. Is all the pomp & circumstance sprayed in decorative red & green really over? And how do we know the baby Jesus wanted Xmas themed B-day's? about 10 hours ago from web
  7. Beatles Rockband is too cool. My family played it w/me till 1am. (what? at least the kid was getting exposed to classic & influential music) 11:37 AM Dec 26th from txt
  8. Oh noes! At in-laws & nobody has started drinking yet! Need more wine stat! 4:04 PM Dec 25th from txt
  9. Heard my son ask grandpa what Viagra is. My dad said,"uh.. uh.. CORI.. uh.. it's for men & uh.. potency as they get older." Well played pop! 2:21 PM Dec 25th from txt
  10. Red polyester PJ's (yeah, ok.. it's soft) w/"Candies" printed every 1/2" in gold lame going back pronto (anyone w/eyballs would take back). 10:52 AM Dec 25th from web
  11. Why I'm a boy: my favorite gifts are "Beatles Rockband" and "Airplane" and "Smokey & The Bandit" DVD's! 10:50 AM Dec 25th from web
  12. For Xmas I just learned how to play T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" on the acoustic! Pretty easy. 4 chords. Setting goals low today. ;) 1:11 AM Dec 25th from web
  13. Just heard this cool acoustic T.I. cover on Sirius XMU. "Whatever You Like" by Anya Marina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05gsorRstTs 8:03 PM Dec 24th from web
  14. If anyone is listening to @Sirius_XM_Radio, Sirius XMU is playing incredible all acoustic songs. 7:50 PM Dec 24th from web
  15. @elvisofdallas I will definitely check it out. Thanks for the tip! I hope you're happy. =) 7:48 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to elvisofdallas
  16. That was fun Twitter. Off to play a domestic person. Excuse me while I absolutely massacre & ruin dozens of cookies. Happy Holidays & stuff 7:28 PM Dec 24th from web
  17. @elvisofdallas I wish I could will the wrapping on the presents. I shoulda read that Aleister Crowley book. 7:28 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to elvisofdallas
  18. Shit. May have rendered myself useless. Supposed to wrap & bake cookies while family's out. Took 2 too many & don't feel like doing either. 7:24 PM Dec 24th from web
  19. For the record, I'm not baked on Xmas Eve w/my family. They're w/the father-in-law I can't stomach. I'm alone & happy to be solo for 1min. 7:22 PM Dec 24th from web
  20. Every yr I apparently have the same idea of hiding "Santa's" wrapping paper under my mattress. -0- recollection stoney. Found 3 old rolls. 7:07 PM Dec 24th from web