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Coreyoke1

  1. Saved By The Bell is trending. Uh oh. Did Screech make another sex tape?
  2. #BestWordsToHear Sorry, we're all out of salads. But we still have onion rings.
  3. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor Do you Skype?
  4. #ThingsThatInspireMe When Wendys comes up with a new burger.
  5. I still don't understand why Vegans don't eat meat. Maybe after losing all their money at the slot machines, they can't afford it.
  6. @Skwerlbait Just put the phone on and off the hook a couple of times really fast until you reach the operator.
  7. New Jersey had better win this game. They don't want to have to go all the way back to New York.
  8. My native name is Drops The Soap. Don't judge me.
  9. #DreamPromDate The owner of a Dairy Queen.
  10. @kelly_carlin @BobNewhart I don't know. It sounds to me like you just told him to go fuck himself.
  11. Just when I started thinking there was still hope for America, I accidentally stumbled upon Onenewsnow.com and realized they are toast
  12. @jaidadreyer Which would obviously make the red spot on Jupiter a zit.
  13. Aaliyah is trending? Wow. Twitter is a train wreck tonight. Sorry, I meant plane wreck. Well, this is awkward.
  14. Saw Avengers tonight. Very cool movie, but what is the point of 3D if nobody is wearing a GIANT codpiece? Besides feeling fashionable.