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  1. Sometimes I get the feeling I'm exactly like that guy from The Soloist, only without the profound talent.
  2. @Planb1973 See, I'm not sure your supper plans are improved by using the suffering of others as a basis for decision-making.
  3. @Planb1973 Nothing ever compares to home-made goodness. Do the chicken breasts and potatoes. Chinese will always be there.
  4. Sometimes I think if I didn't have a cat I wouldn't post to Twitter or Facebook at all.
  5. @flargh Yours could block your view of the sun.
  6. "Chainsaw Whiskers" didn't really stick as my cat's name. It's not that I don't like it. On the contrary; It's just too many syllables.
  7. My cat alerts me to the fact she's hungry by trying to stand on my hands while I type.
  8. @hippiemanx I have over 400 friends on my FB account, and I like them all. Some of them added content I don't want my kids seeing. Simple.
  9. @hippiemanx Well, what can I tell you? I'm trying to make my Facebook situation safer for my kids. Is that so bad?
  10. Removing some names from Facebook who have non-g-rated content or links to it. I just need my facebook environment to be 100% kid-friendly.
  11. Cat just fell into a bathtub full of water. I didn't even have to push her. That's the universe giving me a freebie, right there.
  12. This ad from the NYC gov't about the fattening effect of soda reminds me why I went off sugar and no longer drink them. http://tr.im/HUow
  13. @Planb1973 If I had that problem it'd solve a LOT of things.
  14. @absquatulate I read your tweets in reverse order. When I saw the ranting, I knew I'd find a comment about Microsoft at the beginning. :)
  15. @Planb1973 I'll repeat: Honey != sugar.
  16. @Planb1973 Honey != sugar
  17. I quit sugar, my allergies have disappeared. No longer allergic to my cat. No longer allergic to anything.
  18. @sillyfemaledust Chris Rock's grandma used to say "Nothing good happens after 2 AM". I'm starting to live more and more by that maxim.
  19. This week is going to be a hell of a week. You may see some pretty weird posts from me in the next seven days. Don't pay too much attention.
  20. @Planb1973 Is it appropriate for someone who's nine years old, however?