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  1. You have not experienced life until you have snorted a line of cocaine off a dead hookers stomach.
  2. I think it is time I start dating porn stars. Any of my Adult Entertainment friends know any ladies that like fat guys from the midwest?
  3. Attention partents If you dress/let your child dress like a slut, I don't want to hear you crying when they get kidnapped, raped or murdered
  4. @macgasm Haha, I was actually thinking about doing that. It would probably get me in more trouble, But may be worth it.
  5. @jademaid She is going to get a swift kick to the throat if she doesn't watch out.
  6. @macgasm I will have plenty of opportunities to take it and send it off. She doesn't know who she is dealing with.
  7. Home from work. I am exhausted and infuriated at the same time.
  8. if a supervisor is going to document her staffs attitude, she shouldn't leave it where I can see it.
  9. Ok, Off to work I go. Not feeling great. But I feel fairly rested at least.
  10. Just helped someone from Coventry, UK with a question about *phones* ...on Aardvark! http://vark.com/t/4afa5a
  11. Ok, Well I am going to bed now. I gotta work tomorrow, I am going to try my hardest to be in a good mood tomorrow. Night all.
  12. I must find something to do with last years thanksgiving left over turkey. Maybe potpies again.
  13. My hero only lasted 12 hours today. I didn't even use it at all. I love roaming.
  14. Home at last. I got a few pictures. Going to try and get them up tonight.
  15. @sprouticus I put that in using the iPhone app and I got nothing.
  16. Grabbing some dinner with mom and the grand parents. — at Dairy Queen http://gowal.la/s/LPv
  17. In eureka springs Arkansas right now, but Brightkite is to retarded to know it exsists.
  18. Chillin at my uncle Rons house.
  19. Almost to our first destination!
  20. @anthonythompson I love the kindle, I use it all the time. Well worth the investment IMO.