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  1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/?source=google_toys&cpg=ogty1 10:38 AM Dec 7th from web
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpUFBVSyWs 1:20 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. skank circle circa 1997 1:20 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. Lay the blame on love.... 1:18 AM Nov 26th from web
  5. You're pale in your sleep... 1:18 AM Nov 26th from web
  6. @ChatEnPoche Bedazzling shit sounds like a Japanese porn fetish. 3:48 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to ChatEnPoche
  7. @ChatEnPoche Or it might mean she's walking out and running away with a cubist painter and this is her surreal goodbye. 3:47 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to ChatEnPoche
  8. @La_merde Yeah, you do. Show us where the new hawt be. 3:46 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to La_merde
  9. Hello all. I have been away vivisecting bat-monkeys. How have you all been? 3:45 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. Christopher Walken never ceases to amaze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY 7:31 PM Nov 16th from web
  11. I shall eat the world and suck the primordial ylem from its bones. Those desiccated tubes I shall cast out and forge with them a new world. 6:35 PM Nov 14th from web
  12. @AClkwrkStarfish Blueball toddler jokes pave the way to Nirvana. Nice bodice ripping pic. Or, I want to rip the bodice anyway. 5:04 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to AClkwrkStarfish
  13. @AClkwrkStarfish Hurray for boob Friday! 2:46 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to AClkwrkStarfish
  14. Your Cartesian Theater was poorly lit and badly acted. The ending was anti-climatic at best. Resubmit for next Pre-Frontal Summerstock 8:14 PM Nov 12th from web
  15. Jean Paul Sartre prefigured modern neuroscientific reality, says I. 8:13 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. You didn't hear it from me, but there is something drastically wrong with our ontology. Tell no one. Wait for the next transmission. 8:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. @La_merde Aliens often hide in sport's bras. when they aren't rectally probing Britney Spears' folk. 8:11 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to La_merde
  18. @AClkwrkStarfish That sounds like seafood hell on a bun. Socrates died that way but it was hushed up. 8:10 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to AClkwrkStarfish
  19. @kenmeerlivermai You suck. Go away. You are a doppleganger of a better man. 7:55 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to kenmeerlivermai
  20. @La_merde Coke heads are pretty confident at least. 7:55 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to La_merde