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  1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/?source=google_toys&cpg=ogty1
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpUFBVSyWs
  3. skank circle circa 1997
  4. Lay the blame on love....
  5. You're pale in your sleep...
  6. @ChatEnPoche Bedazzling shit sounds like a Japanese porn fetish.
  7. @ChatEnPoche Or it might mean she's walking out and running away with a cubist painter and this is her surreal goodbye.
  8. @La_merde Yeah, you do. Show us where the new hawt be.
  9. Hello all. I have been away vivisecting bat-monkeys. How have you all been?
  10. Christopher Walken never ceases to amaze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5JwYOlgvY
  11. I shall eat the world and suck the primordial ylem from its bones. Those desiccated tubes I shall cast out and forge with them a new world.
  12. @AClkwrkStarfish Blueball toddler jokes pave the way to Nirvana. Nice bodice ripping pic. Or, I want to rip the bodice anyway.
  13. @AClkwrkStarfish Hurray for boob Friday!
  14. Your Cartesian Theater was poorly lit and badly acted. The ending was anti-climatic at best. Resubmit for next Pre-Frontal Summerstock
  15. Jean Paul Sartre prefigured modern neuroscientific reality, says I.
  16. You didn't hear it from me, but there is something drastically wrong with our ontology. Tell no one. Wait for the next transmission.
  17. @La_merde Aliens often hide in sport's bras. when they aren't rectally probing Britney Spears' folk.
  18. @AClkwrkStarfish That sounds like seafood hell on a bun. Socrates died that way but it was hushed up.
  19. @kenmeerlivermai You suck. Go away. You are a doppleganger of a better man.
  20. @La_merde Coke heads are pretty confident at least.