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coolwhipflea

  1. Just performed "Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer" as Shakespeare Man at a Girl Scout meeting to rave reviews. #LifeIsComplete about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Growing increasingly pissed off @Disneyland on the outrageous price hike on season passes. May take to the blog to vent. It's sickening. 8:52 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Super sucks not going to be able to afford to see the new Cars Land. We've been putting up with @Disneyland construction for years, now this 8:13 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @andrewseely over $640 for the premium? And about another $200 hike for the kids passes....each. Just can't justify it anymore. 8:11 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrewseely
  5. Made the tough decision to non-renew the @Disneyland passes for first time in 10 years. Just too expensive with the price hike. 8:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. It's my off day and I'm taking the kids to school, then Traci to the dentist. Them picking the kids up, then taking to church. #WhatOffDay 7:12 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. “@JonathanLittle: When you play a poker tournament, it is important to realize you probably will not win. <--exception..see @shaundeeb 7:02 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. And there it is...both Los Angeles basketball teams have been eliminated from the playoffs, and just the hockey team remains. #GoKingsGo 9:15 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. “@dwpoker: For all the people asking how my AA loses to AQ on the Q9x board. It's holdem. There are 2 cards to come. <-- #DamnFlushes ;) 2:04 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Applying for new jobs. Hate this situation. But totally dead ended where I'm at and need a change. 2:00 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @andrewseely nay. She came in behind the kids who were in a 3-way tie. 11:37 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrewseely
  12. “@andrewseely: today was a good day.” <---Didn't even have to use your AK? 11:20 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Dropped off the puppy to get neutered. I feel so guilty. 7:49 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Saw a screening of "Cloud Atlas". It's a new film with Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Susan Sarandon and others. Disliked it a great deal. 7:04 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Heading over to a ceremony for my Daughter Kelli, who will be receiving her Silver Award for Girl Scouts. #ProudPapa 4:33 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Is @shaundeeb even human??? Unbelievable run brother. Congrats. 7:07 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @cityofhope thanks for the shout out. We'll forever be great full, and in your debt. 6:07 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cityofhope
  18. Oy. @MrsCoolwhip discovered "The Sims" for the first time. I shall miss my wife, and forever remember her fondly. 12:57 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Congrats to @ESPN_Poker on the arrival of the newest member of their family. She is beautiful. 8:53 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone