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WORKING AT HOME Time to check the refrigerator again, it’s been almost twenty minutes.
7:55 AM Oct 1st
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Dear Abby, Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?
9:10 AM Sep 30th
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Dear Abby, If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
6:45 AM Sep 29th
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Dear Abby, Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10:14 AM Sep 26th
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Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?
7:55 AM Sep 25th
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The economy is so bad that…the bluebook value of my truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
6:57 AM Sep 24th
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MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8:45 AM Sep 23rd
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COOL PLUMS I've reached that age where happy hour is a nap. (Get your book or manuscript reviewed go to )
9:19 AM Sep 22nd
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The economy is so bad that..McDonald’s is now selling the “Quarter-Ouncer.
7:15 AM Sep 19th
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The economy is so bad that...CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
8:30 AM Sep 17th
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The economy is so bad that...I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
11:03 AM Sep 16th
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SUNDAY AFTERNOON My black dog squeezes a toy football in his mouth waiting for the game to begin.
7:20 AM Sep 16th
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It may be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
8:58 AM Sep 12th
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"The Last Day of the Sixties," my one-person presentation on Richard Brautigan is starting on John Lehman
11:14 AM Sep 10th
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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
8:34 AM Sep 9th
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WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
3:06 PM Sep 8th
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HAPPY LABOR DAY Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
8:42 AM Sep 7th
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For an audio sample of "The Writer's Cave: Why We Write What We Do" click: .
8:26 AM Sep 6th
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For an audio sample of "The Writer's Cave: Why We Write What We Do" click:
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8:46 AM Sep 5th
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ADVICE Always read stuff that will make you look good if you
die in the middle of it. CHECK
11:03 AM Sep 4th
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- Name John Lehman
- Location Wisconsin
- Web http://www.CoolPl...
- Bio poet, short story writer, playwright, workshop presenter
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