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- "Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs." about 5 hours ago from web
- The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.8:14 AM Nov 10th from web
- Did you know "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last it spells its own past tense: “ate?” Sleep well!5:24 PM Nov 6th from web
- Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in any more. 8:53 AM Nov 5th from web
- Q: Wife's now two months pregnant. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. 8:00 AM Nov 3rd from web
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
- Frostbite11:09 AM Oct 31st from web
- Final MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram9:42 AM Oct 30th from web
- MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 9:05 AM Oct 28th from web
- I review The Onion’s latest book and Jane Hamilton’s Laura Ryder’s Masterpiece. Nice combination, John! 7:25 AM Oct 27th from web
- IT BOTHERS ME: When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?7:11 AM Oct 27th from web
- MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond8:42 AM Oct 23rd from web
- MEASURE FOR MEASURE…2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton. 9:33 AM Oct 20th from web
- MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon. 12:43 PM Oct 17th from web
- It's here! The CD "10 Things I Think I Know For Sure about Writing and Getting Published" by me, John Lehman, 10:07 AM Oct 16th from web
- MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line.7:54 AM Oct 15th from web
- DOG SCHOOL Every hounds’ dream come true—the neighbor down the road is doing taxidermy in his basement. Let’s give it one more smell.7:38 AM Oct 12th from web
- My dog and I review THE INFORMANT!- A dorky Matt Damon and always interesting Steven Soderbergh. 11:09 AM Oct 11th from web
- ZEN COOKIE "The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!" Free autobiography workshop at 7:37 AM Oct 8th from web
- THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD.... It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.8:29 AM Oct 4th from web
- I'm looking at a book someone sent me. An anthology of poems published in Great Britain, "In the Telling," and I'm in it. Wow! - John Lehman8:45 AM Oct 2nd from web
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- Name John Lehman
- Location Wisconsin
- Web http://www.CoolPl...
- Bio poet, short story writer, playwright, workshop presenter
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