CoolDjAdverb
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@ shut up bitz!
7:49 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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Drinkin 4 dolla champagne out the bottle, like a bawse!
7:47 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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Holla atchur boy!
7:42 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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@ Wasn't it called Two Girls, One Bad Foreign Policy?
5:51 PM Dec 1st
from txt
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@ I heard you made a sex tape with Carl Rove.
5:47 PM Dec 1st
from txt
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@ IN HIS DEX
5:45 PM Dec 1st
from txt
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I'm going to star in a spin-off of Living Single, Single Living, me, a box of kleenex, and Lubriderm.
4:59 PM Dec 1st
from txt
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@ Extra butter, no rubber. The drip's the best part.
12:42 PM Nov 9th
from txt
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Guymcmannerson's mustache has become sentient.
12:27 PM Nov 9th
from txt
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Oh nuthin, just huffin some catnip, purring my nuts off.
9:49 PM Nov 1st
from txt
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I miss @
12:24 AM Nov 1st
from txt
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D_beccaomgz thanx buddy
2:48 PM Oct 16th
from txt
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I rack of lambed a ham today
10:09 PM Oct 14th
from web
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I chopped a slap today!
10:04 PM Oct 14th
from web
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My girlfriend is being a bitch to the guy behind the counter, but i need his help.
6:18 PM Oct 14th
from txt
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Yo I just got the new Mastodon Album! Those guys define my life!
11:03 AM Oct 14th
from web
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@ RT: My hands aren't really that bad. They're french manicured. Looks great with these heels.
7:46 PM Oct 7th
from txt
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@ RT: I know my dog in the biblical sense, also i eat live baby snakes.
7:45 PM Oct 7th
from txt
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I drive a big truck and can't afford the gas.
7:14 PM Oct 7th
from txt
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Paul Reiser is dead? Or just his career?
7:12 PM Oct 7th
from txt
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