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ConstantCritic

  1. If you've ever thought "Let's make this buffet a bit more sophisticated" by providing a bucket of KFC Extra Crispy Strip, I work with you. 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  2. As Horton's hearing gets bad, he can only hear Who high school cover bands. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. Congratulations to Milwaukee's Best, who took the crown away from my Aunt Randy as Thing Most Likely To Be Involved In Domestic Violence about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. @JLothian nice! Come back to Novare soon! And I apologize for what this account has turned into! about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to JLothian
  5. Would you yolo, on a boat? Would you yolo with a goat? Would you yolo with my friend Kip? Yolo baby, just the tip. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. Thos are two separate thoughts. I have a feeling people are smarter than me. I also have a feeling people took a vacation day. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. I really hope Twitter is equally awesome tomorrow, but I have a feeling people were smarter than me and took a vacation day. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
  8. @MmeSurly @kingsroc @rare_basement I was just going to say this! He wins the internet. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MmeSurly
  9. Nate Dogg is so great. Second best singing dog next to Bootsy in Jane Addiction's "Been Caught Stealin" about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. @danorley I snapped my fingers in a circle as I read your tweet about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to danorley
  11. What if you had to make out with a person the same age as your Klout score lol. I think I'd be fine :( about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  12. @MrPhetz Yeah, you cant lose with DIII. So polished, as Bliz games always are. I havent played as much as I wanted to, but awesome so far. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MrPhetz
  13. @MrPhetz I believe @mittense is playing Dragon's Dogma and likes it, but then again he liked Mercenaries 2. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MrPhetz
  14. .@Microsoft AdCenter, you are the most pathetic piece of shit on the planet. The best day of my life will be the last day I use you. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. #ThingsHobosSay Hey man you got a dollar or some food for a vet of the clone wars about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. #ThingsHobosSay I want to perform a puppet show in your anus about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. Saving up a few extra months for an engagement ring. I had no idea that asking for extra blood on the diamond would be so expensive. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
  18. @Lost_in_beer You never played the game where the floor is lava, and you can't step on it? about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Lost_in_beer
  19. @MrPhetz I WISH we had Panera :( It's all just shit. I hate myself. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MrPhetz