ConstantCritic
-
If you've ever thought "Let's make this buffet a bit more sophisticated" by providing a bucket of KFC Extra Crispy Strip, I work with you.
9 minutes ago
via TweetDeck
-
As Horton's hearing gets bad, he can only hear Who high school cover bands.
about 2 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
Congratulations to Milwaukee's Best, who took the crown away from my Aunt Randy as Thing Most Likely To Be Involved In Domestic Violence
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
@ nice! Come back to Novare soon! And I apologize for what this account has turned into!
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to JLothian
-
Would you yolo, on a boat? Would you yolo with a goat? Would you yolo with my friend Kip? Yolo baby, just the tip.
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
Thos are two separate thoughts. I have a feeling people are smarter than me. I also have a feeling people took a vacation day.
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
I really hope Twitter is equally awesome tomorrow, but I have a feeling people were smarter than me and took a vacation day.
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
@ @ @ I was just going to say this! He wins the internet.
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to MmeSurly
-
Nate Dogg is so great. Second best singing dog next to Bootsy in Jane Addiction's "Been Caught Stealin"
about 16 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
@ I snapped my fingers in a circle as I read your tweet
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to danorley
-
. @ how about you leave this to the pros, dickskin.
about 17 hours ago
via web
-
What if you had to make out with a person the same age as your Klout score lol. I think I'd be fine :(
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
@ Yeah, you cant lose with DIII. So polished, as Bliz games always are. I havent played as much as I wanted to, but awesome so far.
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to MrPhetz
-
@ I believe @ is playing Dragon's Dogma and likes it, but then again he liked Mercenaries 2.
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to MrPhetz
-
.@ AdCenter, you are the most pathetic piece of shit on the planet. The best day of my life will be the last day I use you.
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
Hey man you got a dollar or some food for a vet of the clone wars
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
I want to perform a puppet show in your anus
about 17 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
Saving up a few extra months for an engagement ring. I had no idea that asking for extra blood on the diamond would be so expensive.
about 18 hours ago
via TweetDeck
-
@ You never played the game where the floor is lava, and you can't step on it?
about 18 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to Lost_in_beer
-
@ I WISH we had Panera :( It's all just shit. I hate myself.
about 18 hours ago
via TweetDeck
in reply to MrPhetz
|
- Name Dog Scientist, Esq.
- Location Portland, Maine
- Bio Hold onto your butts.
http://favstar.fm/users/ConstantCritic
|