ConradsCellmate
- Conrad finally asleep. Guy snores like a bear. Well, it's either him or Joey.5:50 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Lights out. Conrad's trying to get to sleep by reciting the tonnage of 18th French warships.5:49 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Connie's first fight. Jake Lobowski said Black's book on Nixon was "excessively exculaptory". Woo-doggie, cat fight!4:36 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Conrad's making 22 cents an hour working in the laundry. He's worried the wife will dump him for the guy in the kitchen getting 28.4:27 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Conrad just asked what that was in the crapper. I said, "Probably Hollinger International's stock price." He was asking for that one.2:18 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Joey Fortuna just dropped by in his wig spouting something about "man forging individual destiny" He made Conrad blush.2:05 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- In that case, Conrad says, "I shall eschew it". He eschews that stuff and he'll be spitting it out pretty damn pronto.2:00 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Conrad just asked if he might have some of "your excellent beef jerky product" I explained he was pointing at the toilet paper.1:59 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Infirmary Jimmie says durng the rectal probe, they found a magnum of Moet Champagne. We'll be having a coming out party any time now.1:49 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Guard just told me they got Connie working in the laudry on account of him being a press baron.1:41 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Conrad settlin' in real good. Finding the shiv I made from a tuna can and a moonshine cork will do that to a man.1:38 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- First thing I told Conrad, "Last man who touched my Little Mermaid collection, died" Spooked him good. Probably a Lion King guy.1:07 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Conrad just saw the cell we're sharing. He told the guard it was an "egregioius jest". Right, one knuckle sandwich comin' up.1:02 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Black just arrived on the block. Guys heckled him, "The workers control the means of production!" Shit like that can break a man.12:55 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Infirmary Jimmie says Black has a Napoleon tattoo on his butt - lifesize.12:30 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Ha, I heard Lord No. 18330-424 of Crossharbour is on his way down. Joey's all nervous but is prepared to meet his Lord.12:21 PM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- If Black starts whimpering in the middle of the night, he's getting a hot knuckle sandwich. Especially if he uses words like egregious.11:46 AM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Infirmary Jimmie says Black just weighed in. He's getting the lower bunk.11:40 AM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- What's Black and white and red all over? Conrad's butt after his hazing later today.11:27 AM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Word is Black's got his eye on the inmate newsletter. Couple of the reporters are looking for other work.11:25 AM Mar 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
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- Name Conrad's Cellmate
- Location Retired in Florida
- Bio Misunderstood by society.
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