ConradsCellmate
Conrad finally asleep. Guy snores like a bear. Well, it's either him or Joey.
| Lights out. Conrad's trying to get to sleep by reciting the tonnage of 18th French warships. |
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| Connie's first fight. Jake Lobowski said Black's book on Nixon was "excessively exculaptory". Woo-doggie, cat fight! |
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| Conrad's making 22 cents an hour working in the laundry. He's worried the wife will dump him for the guy in the kitchen getting 28. |
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| Conrad just asked what that was in the crapper. I said, "Probably Hollinger International's stock price." He was asking for that one. |
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| Joey Fortuna just dropped by in his wig spouting something about "man forging individual destiny" He made Conrad blush. |
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| In that case, Conrad says, "I shall eschew it". He eschews that stuff and he'll be spitting it out pretty damn pronto. |
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| Conrad just asked if he might have some of "your excellent beef jerky product" I explained he was pointing at the toilet paper. |
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| Infirmary Jimmie says durng the rectal probe, they found a magnum of Moet Champagne. We'll be having a coming out party any time now. |
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| Guard just told me they got Connie working in the laudry on account of him being a press baron. |
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| Conrad settlin' in real good. Finding the shiv I made from a tuna can and a moonshine cork will do that to a man. |
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| First thing I told Conrad, "Last man who touched my Little Mermaid collection, died" Spooked him good. Probably a Lion King guy. |
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| Conrad just saw the cell we're sharing. He told the guard it was an "egregioius jest". Right, one knuckle sandwich comin' up. |
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| Black just arrived on the block. Guys heckled him, "The workers control the means of production!" Shit like that can break a man. |
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| Infirmary Jimmie says Black has a Napoleon tattoo on his butt - lifesize. |
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| Ha, I heard Lord No. 18330-424 of Crossharbour is on his way down. Joey's all nervous but is prepared to meet his Lord. |
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| If Black starts whimpering in the middle of the night, he's getting a hot knuckle sandwich. Especially if he uses words like egregious. |
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| Infirmary Jimmie says Black just weighed in. He's getting the lower bunk. |
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| What's Black and white and red all over? Conrad's butt after his hazing later today. |
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| Word is Black's got his eye on the inmate newsletter. Couple of the reporters are looking for other work. |
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