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ConorHoldthBeef

  1. Ha! RT @blueapocalypse @alexmillier @abstractg @TFPtweets @hadrianblaq @maxveenhuyzen @jujichews @bradav @conorholdthbeef thanks dad ;)
  2. Hoping we are not awoken super early tomorrow morning with a repeat of this morning's horrendous domestic screaming match by our neighbours.
  3. @eatlivtravwrite I did it, I did it! And not a single mention of zooplankton! :D xx
  4. Hold the Beef: totally retro bit.ly/JwIJsl
  5. @danbolz Yes, in a similar way to how could, care and less are all real words.
  6. Aloud is becoming the new would of.
  7. Nowhere beats Gero for ppl watching,last night was gold.Except the young couple fighting outside a wedding-"you won't get a brass razoo!"
  8. @eatlivtravwrite @TFPtweets oh you! :) :) Now for my next trick...to relearn how to blog. Hmmm.
  9. @eatlivtravwrite Yeeeeehaaaaaa!
  10. Some bad crashes on the Brand Highway this week...will be hitting the new coast road tomorrow and keeping my eyes open for idiots.
  11. @G_croft Thank you! :D
  12. @iamjomcmahon @mlledelicieuse @hesbianlam Thank you thank you :D tonight we celebrate.....with cheap Indian and expensive champagne!
  13. @JohnnyCroxford THANKS!! :D
  14. @JessicaArielleG THANK YOU! The day will come for you, and it will feel weird and amazing :)
  15. Hip hip hooray, it's my big PhinisheD day!!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!! yfrog.com/hwr4qxmj
  16. There's nothing quite like the disappointment of being told there's a new Midsomer Murders on, only to discover it's an old Midsomer Murders
  17. Lamb roast marinating, booze in the fridge, thesis printed ready for tomorrow's big handover, and painkillers actually working. Woohoo!
  18. @SueYeap Good god, that's alarming. More alarmingly, I don't think Wayne Newton has aged a day since.
  19. Perplexed by the enormity of Siegfried & Roy's codpieces in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation.
  20. @alexmillier The Jehovah's were lucky I didn't tell them what I told the Microsoft man. I'm sick of swearing at people on the phone.