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ConnorsPhil

  1. That little bastard has never thanked me once. I ought to just let him fall. Teach him a lesson. about 2 hours ago via ifttt
  2. Balloon animals are like clowns to sick kids except less creepy and way easier to stash in your trunk once they're deflated. about 2 hours ago via ifttt
  3. She's not diabetic, it's an overdose! If anything she's a Morrissey fan... about 4 hours ago via ifttt
  4. 3 days to learn the Heimlich -- the nurse kept hugging me from behind (took 2 weeks to see her naked) -- you're welcome, Jerry. about 7 hours ago via ifttt
  5. A gust of wind. A dog barks. Cue the truck. Exit Felix and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. All right fix your bra, Doris about 8 hours ago via ifttt
  6. There's no way this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog sees his shadow. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. about 10 hours ago via ifttt
  7. Who came up with the name 'Gobbler's Knob'? about 10 hours ago via ifttt
  8. Chance of departure today:... Eighty percent?... seventy-five/eighty? about 12 hours ago via ifttt
  9. What the hell? about 13 hours ago via ifttt
  10. 4 years to learn the piano and 5 years to perfect ice sculpting? I BETTER get laid tonight. about 20 hours ago via ifttt
  11. I've waited for you 10,000yrs. I dream of you every night. You've been my weapon against total despair, just knowing you exist kept me alive about 21 hours ago via ifttt
  12. Does no one understand how impossibly hard it is to get Wrestlemania tickets delivered to Punxsutawney on the same day?! about 21 hours ago via ifttt
  13. Every night, by cold bricks glow I watch the shadow rising from this old man in the snow. At 8:02 we let it go. about 23 hours ago via ifttt
  14. That little bastard has never thanked me once. I ought to just let him fall. Teach him a lesson. 2:15 PM May 25th via ifttt
  15. Balloon animals are like clowns to sick kids except less creepy and way easier to stash in your trunk once they're deflated. 2:00 PM May 25th via ifttt
  16. She's not diabetic, it's an overdose! If anything she's a Morrissey fan... 12:00 PM May 25th via ifttt
  17. 3 days to learn the Heimlich -- the nurse kept hugging me from behind (took 2 weeks to see her naked) -- you're welcome, Jerry. 9:15 AM May 25th via ifttt
  18. A gust of wind. A dog barks. Cue the truck. Exit Felix and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. All right fix your bra, Doris 7:45 AM May 25th via ifttt
  19. There's no way this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog sees his shadow. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. 6:15 AM May 25th via ifttt
  20. Who came up with the name 'Gobbler's Knob'? 6:01 AM May 25th via ifttt
  • Name Phil Connors
  • Location Pittsburgh
  • Bio #1 Weatherman in Pittsburgh at WPBH-TV.
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