ConnPossible
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oh my. Bausch and Lomb completely changed the packing for their contact solution. Im a little bit traumatized by it.
about 14 hours ago
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@ I still love mine so much.
about 14 hours ago
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I'm making out like a bandit Christmas week this year at work.
10:42 AM Dec 22nd
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And now I look like a pervert.
5:14 PM Dec 16th
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@ we'd have fuuuun.
5:13 PM Dec 16th
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everytime I see that Gap commerical with the little girls, one of my eggs dies.
4:29 PM Dec 16th
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the top of this box of Wheat Thins is telling me to slide my finger under the flap.
6:06 PM Dec 15th
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at the mall, I'm just going to answer 'yes' to, 'do you need a box or gift reciept so I looklike less of an asshole.
2:32 PM Dec 13th
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I think I have an aversion to seeing men drink out of straws.
4:26 PM Dec 12th
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Hey, me and the guy across the street have the same show on! Except we're both watching it off his television. #:/
7:14 PM Dec 2nd
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@ I bet it was a elevator repairman.
3:51 PM Nov 30th
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'Lets be gross and get McDonalds breakfast' 'Its one oclock'
10:12 AM Nov 28th
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@ ur so ghey.
5:36 PM Nov 26th
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sometimes, when sokmething scary happens, you pee. but when something scary happens while you are peeing, you stop.
2:04 PM Nov 25th
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I know I'm getting old because my favorite parts of vacation is coming home.
1:34 PM Nov 22nd
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@ I've had brains before, but this wasnt seasoned or anything. I hated it. *shudder*
12:14 PM Nov 21st
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@ I cut it up first. I didn't want to eat the M&M thingie inside.
12:10 PM Nov 21st
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the eye was surprisingly delicious, the brain, the trauma I may never fully recover from.
9:56 PM Nov 20th
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Braised Pigs Head with rapini and foie gras
9:27 PM Nov 20th
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Carpe manana.
7:56 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Connies'
- Location New York
- Bio Little. Yellow. Different.
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