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  1. oh my. Bausch and Lomb completely changed the packing for their contact solution. Im a little bit traumatized by it.
  2. @hotshoes I still love mine so much.
  3. I'm making out like a bandit Christmas week this year at work.
  4. And now I look like a pervert.
  5. @inmyjammies we'd have fuuuun.
  6. everytime I see that Gap commerical with the little girls, one of my eggs dies.
  7. the top of this box of Wheat Thins is telling me to slide my finger under the flap.
  8. at the mall, I'm just going to answer 'yes' to, 'do you need a box or gift reciept so I looklike less of an asshole. #blessuseveryone
  9. I think I have an aversion to seeing men drink out of straws.
  10. Hey, me and the guy across the street have the same show on! Except we're both watching it off his television. #:/
  11. @smapte I bet it was a elevator repairman.
  12. 'Lets be gross and get McDonalds breakfast' 'Its one oclock' #fail
  13. @blankstareky ur so ghey.
  14. sometimes, when sokmething scary happens, you pee. but when something scary happens while you are peeing, you stop. #whatIlearnedtoday
  15. I know I'm getting old because my favorite parts of vacation is coming home.
  16. @jenthevieve I've had brains before, but this wasnt seasoned or anything. I hated it. *shudder*
  17. @uricacid I cut it up first. I didn't want to eat the M&M thingie inside.
  18. http://yfrog.com/35frwj the eye was surprisingly delicious, the brain, the trauma I may never fully recover from.
  19. http://yfrog.com/33r4kj Braised Pigs Head with rapini and foie gras
  20. Carpe manana.