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  1. Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. about 16 hours ago from API
  2. Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly. 12:00 AM Dec 21st from API
  3. Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag. 12:00 AM Dec 20th from API
  4. He who fish in other mans well often catches crabs. 12:00 AM Dec 19th from API
  5. Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. 12:00 AM Dec 18th from API
  6. Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth. 12:00 AM Dec 17th from API
  7. Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. 12:00 AM Dec 16th from API
  8. All men eat, but Fu Manchu. 12:00 AM Dec 15th from API
  9. It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. 12:00 AM Dec 14th from API
  10. Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat. 12:00 AM Dec 13th from API
  11. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. 12:00 AM Dec 12th from API
  12. Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight. 12:00 AM Dec 11th from API
  13. Man who lay girl on hill not on level. 12:00 AM Dec 10th from API
  14. Man who fight with wife all day,  get no piece at night. 12:00 AM Dec 9th from API
  15. All men eat, but Fu Manchu. 12:00 AM Dec 8th from API
  16. Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly. 12:00 AM Dec 7th from API
  17. He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser. 12:00 AM Dec 6th from API
  18. Man who sit on tack get point! 12:00 AM Dec 5th from API
  19. He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose. 12:00 AM Dec 4th from API
  20. Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. 12:00 AM Dec 3rd from API