Confessionist
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I made my beau cry today. I mean he was fucking bawling. Then he professed his love for me. That was amazing.
2:12 AM Oct 17th
from txt
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I fucking HATE KFC and how it's DESTROYING my digestive track right now.
6:33 PM Oct 13th
from txt
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I bet you right now, over half the women at this Marie Calenders don't get their periods. Including wait staff.
1:33 PM Oct 7th
from txt
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Wake up to realize that when i was drunk last night, i called each and every boy i liked in the past 3 years. THAT'S healthy.
9:15 AM Oct 4th
from txt
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oh, and I'm going to bed with all of my makeup on. Wanna know why? Cause my skin is awesome and DOESN'T break out. SUCK IT...god i'm cocky..
2:38 AM Oct 3rd
from web
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@ i'm starting to think that Disneyland feeds your rage more than gives you a relaxing environment to enjoy like for kids.
2:37 AM Oct 3rd
from web
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I make commitmentphobe men fall to their knees and kick themselves for not begging to be with me.
2:32 AM Oct 3rd
from web
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Thank you Cali Eric, for giving me the amount of sexual desire that i needed to make my period cramps go away.
2:08 AM Oct 3rd
from txt
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FURIOUS: 2 hours before my DATE, my DATE wanted to make sure that our DATE wasn't really a DATE because he's THAT MUCH of a commitmentphobe.
8:59 PM Oct 2nd
from web
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I'm knocking it out of the park. Three prospects in 3 days. Guys are all up in me lately.
6:39 PM Oct 1st
from txt
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This guy asked me out by having me metaphorically ask myself out...do you get it? Cause i kinda don't. Well...saturday night is filled.
8:34 PM Sep 29th
from web
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Do you want to know what my last boyfriend got me for my 21st birthday? A used blu-ray.
8:21 PM Sep 29th
from txt
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Confession: most (if not all) of my attempts in masturbating result in me falling asleep. I hate touching myself.
8:10 PM Sep 29th
from web
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I find that it's easier to steal when u flirt w/ the workers. They trust u more when u look them in the eye as u walk out with their shit.
8:09 PM Sep 29th
from web
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Fuck you, Pandora for choosing the ONLY John Mayer and Coldplay songs that i like and making me feel like such a cunt.
8:07 PM Sep 29th
from web
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fucking douchebag cunt knocks up his girlfriend than marries her and has the AUDACITY to tell me that a relationship defines who I am?!?!?!?
5:13 PM Sep 29th
from web
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PS-If you guys mess up my makeup and bathroom set one more fucking time, I swear to God I will RUIN you.
1:43 PM Sep 29th
from web
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Dear Maids, I'm SO sorry. I didn't know you guys were coming today or else I would've hid my weed and vibrator. Love, Mela.
1:43 PM Sep 29th
from web
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Walked out of my class and all of a sudden joined a protest. I love college.
12:26 PM Sep 29th
from txt
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My professor looks like she is all kinds of pregnant except i know she isn't. How tragic.
12:06 PM Sep 29th
from txt
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- Name Mela Tribbons
- Location Latitude: 33.92495
- Bio This is my confessional. Don't tell my friends. Thanks. BTW, I'm lewd and have no tact so I warned you.
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