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DamienFahey "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Script for Battleship 9:36 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 1613 others
SteveMartinToGo Being abducted by budget-conscious aliens is NO FUN. Now flying back to home planet at the speed of sound. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 488 others
trackRDarcy31 @chrissyteigen I heard you win a pet polar bear if you do 1:24 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrissyteigen Retweeted by conan_o_brien
BadIuckBrian Helps man cross the street. Arrested for assisting a bank robber. 2:37 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 1028 others
BadIuckBrian Parents get divorced. No one fights for custody. 8:02 AM May 24th via LaterBro.com Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 6778 others
Parents surprise him with concert tickets. Nickelback. Via @BadIuckBrian Via @elainaplott 12:10 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
RIP @kevin_nealon RT @kevin_nealon: Attn Mexican gangs...No one reads your graffiti. 9:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
peels4life Nothing, Siri, nothing. You can't help me with ANYTHING. 4:17 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 3 others
amyschumer Flight attendants: when you walk through the aisle, looking at us, saying "trash". We know what you are doing 5:16 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 527 others
anjeliTRON why don't girls realize it's obvious your sucking in, in pictures, when your clavicle/chest sinks in? Being yourself is much more attractive 10:22 PM Dec 29th, 2011 via web Retweeted by conan_o_brien
Tried to text 'disastrous'. Autocorrect changed it to 'disease rod'. I would have to agree. 4:13 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Anyone else heard that new Rianna song? She sings "We fell in love in a hopeless place." 5,000 times. I think it's called "Hopeless Place." 12:00 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
But @BarRefaeli and I are still going to duet Endless Love at their wedding. #NowPlaying @johnlegend @chrissyteigen shz.am/t56544887 9:09 AM May 23rd via Shazam Encore on iOS
I used to dislike @johnlegend because he had @chrissyteigen. Now that I know he is a kind, loving & supportive fiancé, I REALLY dislike him. 9:06 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Someone needs to make love to @BarRefaeli. And that someone needs to be me. [Points to himself using thumbs.] 4:07 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Our house, in the middle of the street, was hit by cars on a daily basis. Via @donni 4:05 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
G_NeeH Only 99 in El Paso today and I didn't bring my sweater 7:11 AM May 22nd via UberSocial for Android Retweeted by conan_o_brien
HeyKrystyle I wish someone would cook me instant mashed potatoes 😔 9:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by conan_o_brien
Salvador Dali Jerry. @chrissyteigen @JerrySeinfeld twitter.com/conan_o_brien/… 9:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrissyteigen
chrissyteigen bizarro jerry is on! one of my favorites. 8:46 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by conan_o_brien and 14 others