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ConanOBrien

  1. Ellen has walked away from a television institution after one year, but I’m sure it’s the right decision. Now, back to my model rocketry.
  2. The Kindle 3 was released yesterday. I read about it on my iPad.
  3. Starting to make big strides on the TBS show. We’re finally getting close to picking a host.
  4. Angelina Jolie is joining Twitter. If she thinks she can lure away my core audience of young male teens she.....I'm screwed.
  5. An LSU professor has invented a remarkable cheap & effective homemade device that soaks up oil. It's called "Conan's face in high school".
  6. Looking forward to watching Mad Men tonight. Christina Hendricks is the second sexiest redhead in Hollywood. Congrats, Ron Howard!
  7. There's a guy at Comicon wearing a sci fi costume who has a stunted emotional life. Arrest on sight.
  8. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.... But the three eyed man is still a g**damn freak.
  9. Baskin-Robbins will be cutting 5 ice cream flavors at the end of July. Farewell, "Cadaver Chunk."
  10. It's the hottest July on record in New York City, unless you count that summer I wore short shorts.
  11. UK PM in DC to talk BP with VP. Damn, I just lost my Twitter license.
  12. Just read that Facebook has reached 500 million users. Congrats to everyone who helped create history's largest stalker/pedophile buffet.
  13. My wife just had the ultimate celeb sighting: my reflection in a bowl of soup.
  14. Today I am in San Francisco, where I will be honored with the 2010 Tribute Award at Sketchfest. I am getting laid tonight!
  15. Rest assured, I'm hard at work on the new studio. http://twitpic.com/25uh1q
  16. The YMCA has officially shortened it's name to "The Y". You know times are tough when letters are even getting laid off.
  17. The courts have slashed FCC policy, relaxing the ban on TV profanity. Coming this Fall to TBS: "Conan's G*d Damn F***ing Sh*t A**hole Hour".
  18. I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral.
  19. Major disappointment today: I discovered that all the episodes of "Fringe" that I DVRed are NOT about cool leather cowboy jackets.
  20. Congratulations to Spain on their World Cup victory! May the streets run red with blood-orange sangria and ham!