ConanOBrien
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Ellen has walked away from a television institution after one year, but I’m sure it’s the right decision. Now, back to my model rocketry.
about 21 hours ago
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The Kindle 3 was released yesterday. I read about it on my iPad.
10:32 AM Jul 29th
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Starting to make big strides on the TBS show. We’re finally getting close to picking a host.
10:03 AM Jul 28th
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Angelina Jolie is joining Twitter. If she thinks she can lure away my core audience of young male teens she.....I'm screwed.
10:46 AM Jul 27th
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An LSU professor has invented a remarkable cheap & effective homemade device that soaks up oil. It's called "Conan's face in high school".
10:07 AM Jul 26th
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Looking forward to watching Mad Men tonight. Christina Hendricks is the second sexiest redhead in Hollywood. Congrats, Ron Howard!
10:13 AM Jul 25th
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There's a guy at Comicon wearing a sci fi costume who has a stunted emotional life. Arrest on sight.
10:15 AM Jul 24th
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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.... But the three eyed man is still a g**damn freak.
10:25 AM Jul 23rd
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Baskin-Robbins will be cutting 5 ice cream flavors at the end of July. Farewell, "Cadaver Chunk."
10:12 AM Jul 22nd
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It's the hottest July on record in New York City, unless you count that summer I wore short shorts.
9:55 AM Jul 21st
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UK PM in DC to talk BP with VP. Damn, I just lost my Twitter license.
10:37 AM Jul 20th
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Just read that Facebook has reached 500 million users. Congrats to everyone who helped create history's largest stalker/pedophile buffet.
10:31 AM Jul 19th
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My wife just had the ultimate celeb sighting: my reflection in a bowl of soup.
11:41 AM Jul 18th
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Today I am in San Francisco, where I will be honored with the 2010 Tribute Award at Sketchfest. I am getting laid tonight!
7:25 AM Jul 17th
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Rest assured, I'm hard at work on the new studio.
10:45 AM Jul 16th
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The YMCA has officially shortened it's name to "The Y". You know times are tough when letters are even getting laid off.
2:00 PM Jul 15th
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The courts have slashed FCC policy, relaxing the ban on TV profanity. Coming this Fall to TBS: "Conan's G*d Damn F***ing Sh*t A**hole Hour".
11:46 AM Jul 14th
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I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral.
10:32 AM Jul 13th
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Major disappointment today: I discovered that all the episodes of "Fringe" that I DVRed are NOT about cool leather cowboy jackets.
12:03 PM Jul 12th
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Congratulations to Spain on their World Cup victory! May the streets run red with blood-orange sangria and ham!
2:07 PM Jul 11th
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