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Pick up lines guaranteed to work: I always wanted to bang my secretary. So if I start a business can I hire you?about 6 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Putting your shoulders back when you walk telss you two things. 1. How much you slouch. 2. What muscles you haven't used much.3:53 PM Jul 13thfrom TwitterBerry
So who else thinks if I staryed the White Entertainment Network I would be called a racist and that all I would play would be Mayberry RFD?3:21 PM Jul 13thfrom TwitterBerry
Mt 11 mo old just ate 3 whole pieces of pizza. 3 pieces of a Papa Johns Large pizza. He takes after his dad.3:57 PM Jul 12thfrom web
I think Twitter should have trophies or achievements that would make into an rpg social event.10:43 AM Jul 12thfrom web
Is it sad that I look forward to Sunday all week so I can get a break from work then I sit around all day frustrated I have nothing to do?10:42 AM Jul 12thfrom web
It's not that i think you're a bad person, I just don't see Jesus buying you a lollipop.8:28 AM Jul 12thfrom web
Why doesn't Hamburger Helper use freeze dried or some sort of dried vegetable? Wouldn't that give people a much healthier diet than pasta?7:24 PM Jul 11thfrom web
I also love burnt cheese and burnt bbq sauce. I like to think of myself as sophisticates and not a freaking weirdo.9:06 AM Jul 11thfrom TwitterBerry
I love the way burnt bacon taste. Not smoldering charcoal burnt, but clearly past well done. It's one of those secret indulgences.9:04 AM Jul 11thfrom TwitterBerry
