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  1. Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving..."Just reach in and grab the giblets." (Happy Thanksgiving from @ComicTwit) about 16 hours ago from ComicTwit
  2. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. (Happy Thanksgiving from @comictwit) about 18 hours ago from ComicTwit
  3. PRIMATE (pri'-mate'): Removing your husband from in front of the TV. 4:00 PM Nov 25th from ComicTwit
  4. What's the difference between Corn Huskers and Corn Flakes? Corn Flakes make it to a bowl. (Share you wit at http://www.comictwit.com) 1:00 PM Nov 25th from ComicTwit
  5. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? 5. 1 to change the bulb and 4 to keep the guitar player from hogging the light." 10:00 AM Nov 25th from ComicTwit
  6. RELIEF (ree-leef'): What trees do in the spring. (Share your wit at http://www.comictwit.com) 7:00 AM Nov 25th from ComicTwit
  7. I was sitting in my hotel room stark naked, and the maid walked in, finally. 4:00 AM Nov 25th from ComicTwit
  8. Did you here about the fella that spend his entire weekend in a warehouse? - He couldn't spell. 1:00 AM Nov 25th from ComicTwit
  9. The urologist was tried by a jury of his pee-rs. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com) 10:00 PM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  10. HEROES (hee-rhos'): What a guy in a boat does. 7:00 PM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  11. Minnesota. Come for the weather, stay because your car won't start. 4:01 PM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  12. The first rule of deaf, dumb, and blind club is... don't talk about deaf, dumb, and blind club. (Compliments of @drdonelittle) 1:00 PM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  13. Can you play sole music with a shoe horn? (RT @forces2. Share you wit at http://www.comictwit.com) 10:00 AM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  14. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks! 10:00 AM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  15. CONTROL (kon'-trol): A short, ugly inmate. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com) 7:00 AM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  16. ARBITRATOR (ar'-bi-tray'-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King. 1:00 AM Nov 24th from ComicTwit
  17. I'd like to give my "two cents" but the economy is so bad it's only worth "one cent" now. (Thanks @TheMacJedi) 7:35 PM Nov 23rd from ComicTwit
  18. Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for husbands with erectile dysfunction? It's called Nut'n Raisin Honey. (RT @The_Troy_Show) 4:00 PM Nov 22nd from ComicTwit
  19. To a cannibal, lawyers are legal tender. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com) 10:00 AM Nov 22nd from ComicTwit
  20. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P 7:00 AM Nov 22nd from ComicTwit