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ComicJimDavid

  1. The stupidest Wal-Mart cashier in the US supports putting gays behind electric fences. bit.ly/KnVvH7 about 19 hours ago via web
  2. Robin Gibb joins Donna Summer in duet for Disco Heaven supremacy. I would kill to hear the remixes. 10:32 PM May 20th via web
  3. It's my Last Dance, with Hot Stuff while we're being Bad Girls. I Feel Love, while MacArthur Park is melting in the dark. RIP #DonnaSummer. 3:59 PM May 17th via web
  4. Adam Lambert's "Trespassing" is #1 on Itunes. I'm glad to be vindicated when I went nuts for him on "Idol" and people made fun of me. 8:48 PM May 16th via web
  5. Reason #1 life better b4 internet: we had no idea so many deranged morons have hateful opinions. Death threats don't go with morning coffee. 1:58 PM May 16th via web
  6. Mitt "Marriage always been between 1 man and 1 woman" Romney's grandfather had 12 wives. You could go mental figuring out the family tree. 7:56 PM May 10th via web
  7. Unwed mom Bristol Palin disapproves of Obama's gay marriage stance. People who live in glass trailers shouldn't throw stones. 7:33 PM May 10th via web
  8. How I wrote a novel, and how you can too huff.to/JdVoB7 4:26 PM May 10th via web
  9. Obama supports marriage equality. Fire Island is now an electoral lock. 3:49 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. My novel YOU'LL BE SWELL is now available for your Ipad in the Itunes store! Go get it! $9.99! 1:58 PM May 9th via web
  11. Glad to see Obama as evolved on marriage equality, in a country where a lot of people don't believe in evolution. #MarriageEquality 12:15 PM May 9th via web
  12. Why my wedding was a true "family values" moment & why Talibangelicals don't get it, on Huff Post huff.to/JhLF5L 2:06 PM Apr 28th via web
  13. "To anyone I may have offended, I sincerely apologize, no offense intended" has become code for "Damn, you caught me being the dick I am." 3:05 PM Apr 27th via web
  14. END OF THE RAINBOW, on B'way, about the end days of Judy Garland, is staggering and almost caused me to have a movement in my seat. 8:53 PM Apr 25th via web
  15. My 70th birthday tribute to the greatest star, Barbra Streisand, on Huff Post huff.to/IkjRyP 4:05 PM Apr 25th via web
  16. Debuted new show A TEXAS HISTORY LESSON about right wing rewrite of history books. Used real right wing rhetoric - can't possibly write it. 7:55 PM Apr 20th via web
  17. My novel YOU'LL BE SWELL is available in the Sony Reader Store! amzn.to/Hx2RpK 10:02 AM Apr 20th via web
  18. Had a movement that made me feel that life on Earth is in sync with the entire universe, that the planets are aligned and life is sweet. 10:26 PM Apr 17th via web
  19. Get my novel YOU'LL BE SWELL on Amazon and Kindle! amzn.to/IiIGKe 6:29 PM Apr 6th via web
  • Name Jim David
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://www.jimdav...
  • Bio As my grandfather said, it's all about your movements.
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