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ComedyTruth

  1. Can 2 more girls go and follow @CraveMyThoughts <3 2 minutes ago via web
  2. Awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to someone you don't know. 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  3. I get more excited when a good song plays on the radio than on my iPod. 33 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  4. Looking at the time, then having to look back a second later because you can't remember what it said the first time. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
  5. Saying to your friend "hey, there's your best friend!" when you see someone they hate. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. Boy: "Is your mom a baker?" Girl: "No, why do you ask?" Boy: "'cause she sure did make a cutie pie" about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. Have a tumblr? go and follow my favorite blogger --> midnight-beautyx.tumblr.com about 2 hours ago via web
  8. Saying "YOU'RE WELCOME" really loudly when people don't thank you. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  9. She sat staring at her hands thinking, "Why wasn't I good enough?" about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. Society can try to hurt you all that it wants to, but the minute you hurt yourself, You're letting them win. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
  11. Getting a summer job HERE because #YOLO mlks.co/1uKss - sp about 4 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  12. I think i need glasses.. everywhere I look I see two-faced people. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
  13. There are no hard feelings… No one to blame, Just two people, who don't feel the same. about 4 hours ago via Silver Bird
  14. CALORIES: (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. Dear parents,Pinocchio was a liar.Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.Sincerely,it's not our fault,it's how u raised us about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. Friends: "OMG my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me." Me: "Sometimes, old people say hi to me" about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. When I get a text from YOU, I immediately stop what I'm doing to read it about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck