ComedyQuotez
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looking at old facebook pictures of yourself and wondering why your parents ever let you out of the house...
about 3 hours ago
via Echofon
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I miss : ❒ My old friends. ❒ Being happy. ❒ The person you used to be. ❒ The good times. ❒ My childhood. ✔ All of the above.
about 8 hours ago
via Echofon
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If I reply to your one word texts, you must be pretty special to me.
about 8 hours ago
via Echofon
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I Follow My Dreams, Not Anyone's Orders.
about 8 hours ago
via Echofon
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"Sexy" = I want you. "Pretty" = I like you. "Beautiful" = I love you.
about 10 hours ago
via Echofon
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Twitter made me love strangers I've never met & Facebook made me hate people I've known all my life.
about 10 hours ago
via Echofon
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*iPod on shuffle* next, next, next, blah, no, next, nope, YES ! :)
about 10 hours ago
via Echofon
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Sometimes, You gotta be knocked down lower than you've ever been... To stand back up higher than you ever were.
about 11 hours ago
via Echofon
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You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.
about 17 hours ago
via Twuffer
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Elementary school: "Yes, coloring books!" Middle school: "WTF is this first grade??" High school: "Ok, who the hell took my red crayon?!"
about 17 hours ago
via Twuffer
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Make your move before I'm gone, because people change and hearts move on.
about 18 hours ago
via Twuffer
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"Are you okay?" always the same question. "I'm fine." always the same lie.
about 19 hours ago
via Twuffer
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Yeah I miss you. I miss us. I miss having you to talk to whenever I wanted. But I know I have to move on, because this is pointless.
about 20 hours ago
via Twuffer
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Getting a text and not responding right away so it doesn't look like you have no life.
about 21 hours ago
via Twuffer
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That awkward moment when you are dancing then you turn around and realize someone has been watching you the whole time.
about 21 hours ago
via Twuffer
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I saw something that reminded me of you today. But don't worry, I flushed it.
about 21 hours ago
via Twuffer
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People who create their own drama deserve their own karma.
12:32 PM May 25th
via web
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In scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is going to be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
1:33 PM May 25th
via web
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Dear person sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either.
2:37 PM May 25th
via web
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Me: I'm actually so happy right now. Life: lol oh hold on just one minute.
2:56 PM May 25th
via Twuffer
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- Name Comedy Quotez™
- Location .... ✈
- Bio Life's too short to worry about what others say or think about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about! - #BUSINESS: ComedyQuotez@gmail.com
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