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ComedyPosts

  1. If I throw a stick, will you leave? about 1 hour ago via web
  2. Admit it, when you were younger, you drew the sun on the corner of the page. ALWAYS. about 3 hours ago via Mobile Web
  3. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public. Everyone's look = Priceless. about 5 hours ago via web
  4. Hey, I've exams soon, and this is crazy, but I'm not gonna study, cause I'm too lazy! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. 😻🙈🍒🍪👭🐼🐽🐢🍕🐣🍭🍷🐋💯😶🍋🍌🍏😇🍼👬😎👺🐝🌏 📱👥start using new #emoji 2 ⬇🆕 bit.ly/compost2 ▶🎥 youtu.be/opncJayyBXk #ad about 6 hours ago via Pay4Tweet
  6. WTF is Dwyane Wade wearing?! goo.gl/ID7xL about 6 hours ago via VladTV Content Feeder
  7. You: *Runs into wall* Friend: Did you just run into a wall? You: No, I'm trying to get to Hogwarts. about 6 hours ago via Twuffer
  8. You're sad? Here's a tissue. By the way, I came into that tissue. Oh you're mad? Well at least you're not sad anymore, pussy. about 7 hours ago via Twuffer
  9. Piss me off again & your next period is coming outta your mouth. about 7 hours ago via LaterBro.com
  10. Don’t underestimate me, That’s my family's job. about 8 hours ago via Twuffer
  11. My relationship with you was as real as February 30th... about 8 hours ago via LaterBro.com
  12. "Can I fuck your Daughter"?, "What"? I said "Can I have a glass of water" about 9 hours ago via Twuffer
  13. Ladies, the only time it's okay to be skeleton skinny is when you're dead. Eat the friggan cookie and enjoy it! about 9 hours ago via Twuffer
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