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ComedyOrComedy

Rene Lazy Rule - *Spilled water* "Damn, it will eventually dry..." 10:01 AM Feb 13th via Buffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 607 others
Rene WARNING: I'm more sarcastic than I appear ;) 9:25 AM Feb 13th via Buffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 611 others
Rene "1, 2, 3... Smile!" ... Did you take it yet? ... "Oh crap its on video" 7:45 AM Feb 13th via Buffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 1005 others
Rene Dear YouTube video, STOP buffering every 10 seconds! Sincerely, It's.. Like..Watching.. Like.. This. 6:20 AM Feb 13th via Buffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 658 others
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ComedyPosts I hate when people write "b4" instead of "before". You're speaking English, not playing Bingo. 4:02 PM Feb 14th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 825 others
ComedyPosts A man knocked my door last night asking for donations for the local pool. I am SO EXTREMELY nice that I gave the man a glass of water :) 6:02 PM Feb 14th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 427 others
ComedyPosts Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants... 8:01 PM Feb 14th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 1089 others
ComedyPosts I don't care how old I am, whenever I see a bubble, I will hunt the bastard down and kill it. 10:01 PM Feb 14th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 1023 others
ComedyPosts DID YOU KNOW? When a person appears in your dreams, it's cause that person wanna see you?"-Time Magazine. THE NINJA TURTLES WANT TO SEE ME?! 11:01 PM Feb 14th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 573 others
ComedyPosts That awkward moment when you run to hug someone truly awesome and you hit the mirror. 12:01 AM Feb 15th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 916 others
ComedyPosts My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not. 1:01 AM Feb 15th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 728 others
ComedyPosts Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate. 2:01 AM Feb 15th via Twuffer Retweeted by ComedyOrComedy and 844 others