ComedyOrComedy
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Lazy Rule - *Spilled water* "Damn, it will eventually dry..."
10:01 AM Feb 13th
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WARNING:
I'm more sarcastic than I appear ;)
9:25 AM Feb 13th
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"1, 2, 3... Smile!" ... Did you take it yet? ... "Oh crap its on video"
7:45 AM Feb 13th
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Dear YouTube video, STOP buffering every 10 seconds! Sincerely, It's.. Like..Watching.. Like.. This.
6:20 AM Feb 13th
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@ psst
7:33 AM Feb 15th
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@ LEBANONNNNNNN !! is really calling you !
7:32 AM Feb 15th
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in reply to OfficialKimora
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@ is that REAL ??? :O
7:30 AM Feb 15th
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in reply to TheFactsBook
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100 MORE
7:29 AM Feb 15th
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jump - luciana
7:29 AM Feb 15th
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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone...."k" -___-
7:25 AM Feb 15th
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Usher - Climax (Prod by Diplo): CHECK THIS OUT
7:25 AM Feb 15th
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@ BIG BIG FAN ! Love you !!!!!!!!
7:23 AM Feb 15th
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I hate when people write "b4" instead of "before". You're speaking English, not playing Bingo.
4:02 PM Feb 14th
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A man knocked my door last night asking for donations for the local pool. I am SO EXTREMELY nice that I gave the man a glass of water :)
6:02 PM Feb 14th
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Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants...
8:01 PM Feb 14th
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I don't care how old I am, whenever I see a bubble, I will hunt the bastard down and kill it.
10:01 PM Feb 14th
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DID YOU KNOW? When a person appears in your dreams, it's cause that person wanna see you?"-Time Magazine. THE NINJA TURTLES WANT TO SEE ME?!
11:01 PM Feb 14th
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That awkward moment when you run to hug someone truly awesome and you hit the mirror.
12:01 AM Feb 15th
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My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
1:01 AM Feb 15th
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Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate.
2:01 AM Feb 15th
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- Name J Bond
- Location Leb
- Bio Huge @KimKardashian fan, whose dream is to be a DJ, Idol : @arminvanbuuren . Too much said, peace out SUCKERS !
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