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  1. @BeerEars Yeah, we were their opening act until they signed with Church Car Wash. Now we tour with Realtor Hiring Assts and Space Available. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to BeerEars
  2. @TeensDistrict Yeah, that was a weird day. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to TeensDistrict
  3. I'm in a band called Yard Sale. Perhaps you've seen our posters. about 13 hours ago via web
  4. Jeff Shaw: My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure. They thought he was heckling. about 13 hours ago via web
  5. SPOILER ALERT!: The brown squishy things in my fridge used to be tomatoes. about 15 hours ago via web
  6. Bob Zany: I had a cholesterol test: They found bacon. 12:10 PM May 24th via web
  7. Twitter is recommending I follow Khloe Kardashian. Evidently Twitter doesn't know about that restraining order. 8:58 AM May 24th via web
  8. Me: C'mon, my eating habits aren't THAT unhealthy. Her: You're in 7Eleven with a shopping cart! 8:49 AM May 24th via web
  9. @jess_richardson To complete the circle, bed bugs have to be the new cats. I can totally see that. 3:54 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jess_richardson
  10. When I was a kid, I thought the meaning of life was fudge. But now I'm a grown man, and I realize that it's bacon. 3:54 PM May 23rd via web
  11. Wendy Liebman: I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. 10:45 AM May 23rd via web
  12. Follow @_UnluckyBrian_ for heart-wrenchingly funny stories of luck gone bottom up. 10:39 AM May 23rd via web
  13. Did people say "Bad things always come in threes" BEFORE the Stooges? 10:37 AM May 23rd via web
  14. "Buffet" is French for "get it yourself." 2:32 PM May 22nd via web
  15. When it comes to thinking up Twitter jokes, the parents of five-year-olds have an unfair advantage. 1:12 PM May 22nd via web
  16. @TheComedyHumor You forgot to make James Buchanan all lavendar and fabulous. 1:08 PM May 22nd via web in reply to TheComedyHumor
  17. New: Reckless Driver Hopes to Wear a Badge bit.ly/f7WfbO 10:28 AM May 22nd via ComedyGuys
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