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ComedyAndTruth

  1. A morning text doesn't only mean "good morning", It also means "I think about you when I wake up. about 1 hour ago via web
  2. I don't care if you're black, white, asian, ugly, pretty, gay or lesbian. If you're gonna be nice to me, I'm gonna be nice to you. about 14 hours ago via web
  3. *Comes late into class* Teacher: "Why are you late?" Me: "Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?" about 14 hours ago via web
  4. Zayn: "When I was little, I had two cats Lily and Lolo." Harry: "Not very original." Niall: "Your hamster was called Hamster." 11:45 AM May 20th via web
  5. A friend will visit you in jail. But a best friend *Blows up the wall* "Get in the van now!" 9:21 AM May 19th via web
  6. There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life and after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F 7:32 PM May 11th via web
  7. brb, gonna go take a hot shower. it's like a normal shower, but with me in it. ;) 12:28 PM May 10th via web
  8. Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.. 12:03 PM May 10th via web
  9. Here's to the Directioners who fell in love with the boys for their personalities and not just their looks. 11:47 AM May 10th via web
  10. *Old phone* Throw it everywhere and doesn't break *New phone* Throw it once, it breaks. 5:22 PM May 9th via web
  11. Wouldn't life be perfect if: Mondays were fun, Junk Food didn't make you fat, people didn't cause so much drama 5:13 PM May 9th via web
  12. You're 16. You should be picking out prom dresses not baby names 3:52 PM May 9th via web
  13. Hi, Im Harry Styles. If i stare at you long enough, your ovaries will explode. 3:33 PM May 9th via web
  14. RT if you love Liam Payne ღ (follow me, ill follow back) 2:26 PM May 8th via web
  15. RT if you love Louis Tomlinson ღ (follow me, ill follow back) 2:26 PM May 8th via web
  16. RT if you love Niall Horan ღ (follow me, ill follow back) 2:26 PM May 8th via web
  17. RT if you love Zayn Malik ღ (follow me, ill follow back) 2:26 PM May 8th via web
  18. RT if you love Harry Styles ღ (follow me, ill follow back) 2:26 PM May 8th via web
  19. RT if you love One Direction ღ (follow me, ill follow back) 2:26 PM May 8th via web
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