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ComedianRonG

  1. @ErikRivera #Wrong lol!
  2. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor Can u wrap this sermon up in Jesus name?! #IGotThePoint6HrsAgo
  3. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor I got some of that " Burning Bush" If u want to stop by after church. #PuffPrayPass
  4. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor I heard yo side chick keyed up the church van....again
  5. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor where You get that #23 Nike robe from?
  6. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor thats ur Cadilac parked infront of Magic City?
  7. #WhatNotToTextYourPastor Me: U see that bad one in the red dress on the from row? Pastor: Yes, She look so blessed.
  8. I hate walking into a comedy show and nobody there.All I can think is...... "Man, I am NOT going to get paid." COMPOUND CURSEWORD!!!
  9. I'm pretty sure @WhoBrandonLewis headshot was done with a 2G flip phone. #LetMePutMyGlassesOn #3MegaPixels twitter.com/ComedianRonG/s…
  10. I just panicked & ordered something I didn't want bc I was in line at a restaurant and I saw a bunch of ppl walk in. #Stupid
  11. @ChocolateSundae @thelaughfactory 3shows #DontBlockYoblessing
  12. @IvaLaShawn that video is hilarious! U stuuupid!
  13. “@sydneyisfunny: I mean Ima say no, cuz you've been doing stand up 10 minutes but just ask me. but dnt "oooh i'm hungry, u wanna write?"lol!
  14. @I_AM_Coffee lol!
  15. Saturday night come see me @thecomedyunion 10pm Saturday. Stupiiiiid line up. #DontBlockYoblessing RSVP NOW!! (323) 934-9300
  16. THIS DUDE HAS TO HAVE THE WORLDS WORST BOXING NAME EVER.SCRATCH THAT, WORST REAL NAME EVER! #BlessHisHeart twitter.com/ComedianRonG/s…
  17. @TheyCallMeBam here is the flyer bro. Dude name is terrible. Lol! twitter.com/ComedianRonG/s…
  18. “@sleezydee: @ComedianRonG the other ones are just as crazy”< I bet! Hit me when u bk