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  1. @lafingal Thanks for the info :-) 11:26 AM Nov 30th, 2011 via HootSuite in reply to lafingal
  2. Is there any barter companies using DoBarter in Arizona??? 7:03 AM Nov 30th, 2011 via HootSuite
  3. Dear Lord, I've been good today, no bad thoughts, no swearing & I haven't been mean , but I'm about to get up now & I need your help 2:20 PM Oct 21st, 2011 via HootSuite
  4. wonders.... If you have a pet monkey, and the monkey is naughty, would you spank your monkey?? 11:30 AM Oct 21st, 2011 via HootSuite
  5. If a tomato is classified as a fruit, does that mean ketchup is actually a smoothie? 2:15 PM Oct 20th, 2011 via HootSuite
  6. Sanity is like Bigfoot, you may have proof it exists but you can't seem to find it 11:15 AM Oct 20th, 2011 via HootSuite
  7. My kids asked, "Wotcha doing today?" I said, "Nothing." they said, "You did that yesterday." I told them, "I WASN'T FINISHED!" 11:40 AM Oct 19th, 2011 via HootSuite
  8. Just a note: You can't pop popcorn in a dryer. 1:50 AM Oct 19th, 2011 via HootSuite
  9. Pessimists say the cup is half empty, optimists say the cup is half full...I say either way it's not going to be enough coffee. 10:50 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via HootSuite
  10. I saw a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and thought wow dogs are easily entertained and then I remembered I just watched a dog chase... 11:10 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  11. People ask me what I 'do'. I 'do' alot of things. If the question was slightly turned and they asked me what I 'be', how different the... 9:03 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  12. What if you woke up with only the things you thanked God for yesterday? 8:53 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  13. I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7. 8:37 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  14. I have no problem keeping secrets. It's the people I tell... 8:27 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  15. The older I get, the older old is. 8:26 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  16. “Change your thoughts, and you change your world.” ~Norman Vincent Peale 8:24 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  17. "Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again." ~James R. Cook 8:23 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite
  18. @billlackner Sorry you are still not doing well. See you in Prescott... 8:22 AM Oct 17th, 2011 via HootSuite in reply to BILLLACKNER
  19. Things I've noticed: It's better to have Loved & Lost......yeah, lots better. 11:00 AM Oct 14th, 2011 via HootSuite
  20. Things I've noticed: Why is it that if there are 5 lines at the supermarket, I’ll always get into the slowest one? 11:15 AM Oct 13th, 2011 via HootSuite