CollinKartchner
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Started a new Christmas Eve Eve tradition: 'Anchorman' and ice cream. "U play dee yazz flute?"
about 13 hours ago
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With the fam at The Princess and the Frog movie. Avery's 1st theater experience. She's aboutr to hyperventilate.
about 16 hours ago
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Line at the mall 2 see Santa is too long. Going to Chuckie Cheese and seeing if they can't tell the difference.
about 18 hours ago
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Taking kids to see the mall Santa. Hoping to get that "screaming children" photo. Why? Every child needs a traumatic Christmas memory.
about 19 hours ago
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Glad they're voting on health care right now. It's nice to get flipped the proverbial bird from Congress on this. It's a mutual bird.
3:13 PM Dec 22nd
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"America Runs on Dunkin"? That's heart-warming.
2:52 PM Dec 22nd
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(cont)...tells me 'Happy Holiday' I'm going yuletide ballistic!!" LOL
1:42 PM Dec 22nd
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Just emailed a client and ended, "Merry Christmas!" He replied, "Finally, some1 who still says 'Merry Christmas'! If one more person (cont.)
1:42 PM Dec 22nd
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How do I make the gift-card I bought seem like a thoughtful present...when really I put absolutely zero thought into it?
10:08 AM Dec 22nd
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At Temple Square with the fam. Tons of people. Just saw @ Kearl! And probably 6 lost kids.
7:09 PM Dec 21st
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@ Braxton Hicks Frame? Has a nice ring to it.
12:59 PM Dec 21st
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in reply to emilyframe
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CNN reports Brittany Murphy died of "natural causes" and that she....wait...who am I kidding, I don't care.
11:44 AM Dec 21st
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Just round-house kicked my Inbox to the face. Take that.
11:08 AM Dec 21st
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I was going to start working out again, but wearing black is so much easier.
9:11 AM Dec 21st
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Monday score: Post Office 1, Me -9. 35 min line and $27 to ship 2 small presents to California. Merry Christmas.
8:32 AM Dec 21st
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I just used used someone's Christmas card to scrape up my dog's poop. Think I might have stumbled upon a great new recycling program.
9:59 AM Dec 20th
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@ WHAT!!! you were on Let's make a deal!!! NO WAY!!
9:35 AM Dec 20th
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in reply to DainonHaggard
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Just got home, killer 1st show tonight, way fun crowd. 2nd show was more like a ballet recital.
11:16 PM Dec 19th
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Took Avery 2get allergy tested yesterday. No more cow milk 4 her. She just grabbed the milk from fridge, Liz yelled, "Collin! Intervention!"
2:47 PM Dec 19th
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I don't take my kids sledding because I love them.
2:22 PM Dec 19th
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- Name Collin Kartchner
- Location Utah
- Web http://www.squeez...
- Bio My name is Collin with 2 L's. 1 L is the organ in your body that transports your feces to your rectum.
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